tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post116012754683217104..comments2024-01-15T18:37:16.075-05:00Comments on Sticky Crows: Snippetstornwordohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581361982939423598noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160425019230169002006-10-09T16:16:00.000-04:002006-10-09T16:16:00.000-04:00* But they all taste great in soup!* I may need to...* But they all taste great in soup!<BR/><BR/>* I may need to move to Quebec.<BR/><BR/>* Been there, done that.<BR/><BR/>* I thought Jesus was supposed to just come again, not be reincarnated.<BR/><BR/>* I don't see a gun to the head as guaranteed painless. Especially if you're off by a few inches. I think "dying in sleep" is what most people refer to.<BR/><BR/>* I marvel at your patience.<BR/><dpastehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10813652943621759603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160195262683057092006-10-07T00:27:00.000-04:002006-10-07T00:27:00.000-04:00My mother encouraged me to think about becoming an...My mother encouraged me to think about becoming an embalmer...dirk.mancusohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13681555593691365839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160192129759136052006-10-06T23:35:00.000-04:002006-10-06T23:35:00.000-04:00But why eat Kraft macaroni and cheese when you can...But why eat Kraft macaroni and cheese when you can so easily have McPoutine? ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160183991539716972006-10-06T21:19:00.000-04:002006-10-06T21:19:00.000-04:00I've never faked an orgasm, but I've considered it...I've never faked an orgasm, but I've considered it. Sometimes, you know, it's just not going to happen for me, and well, I've been with guys who just "won't admit defeat!" as if their manhood is at stake. <BR/><BR/>Again, I've not had to fake one in the last eight years, because really, how can one fake it with oneself?rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06980768449046443151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160176354552989222006-10-06T19:12:00.000-04:002006-10-06T19:12:00.000-04:00Show me the dookie!!!! How could one fake a shit?...Show me the dookie!!!! How could one fake a shit? Why would one need to fake a shit? I will ponder this.<BR/><BR/>I would rather a quick painless death any day rather than a long drawn out one. Rip that bandaid off and run me over with a bus.Chunkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14795176756081966512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160169073745938292006-10-06T17:11:00.000-04:002006-10-06T17:11:00.000-04:00Sky(e)- Delicious tasting vodka. Comes in a blue b...Sky(e)- Delicious tasting vodka. Comes in a blue bottle. Have a Great weekend!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160165156196766182006-10-06T16:05:00.000-04:002006-10-06T16:05:00.000-04:00You might fake eating or shitting if you wanted th...You might fake eating or shitting if you wanted the dinner or bathroom break to be over with so you could move on. Nothing worse than a dinner that drags on, ya know.dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06185245267702087839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160163339362742882006-10-06T15:35:00.000-04:002006-10-06T15:35:00.000-04:00I suppose humanity can be defined as a cancer.I ha...I suppose humanity can be defined as a cancer.<BR/><BR/>I have heard that proctologists in ancient times used candles instead of flashlights.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14065042871216479832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160149602915308972006-10-06T11:46:00.000-04:002006-10-06T11:46:00.000-04:00Why am I not surprised Kanucks eat more Kraft Mac ...Why am I not surprised Kanucks eat more Kraft Mac & cheese? horrible stuff.<BR/><BR/>Have a great weekend :)The Persianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02233760538686915146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160149097368552472006-10-06T11:38:00.000-04:002006-10-06T11:38:00.000-04:00I have faked an orgasm only once in my life, also ...I have faked an orgasm only once in my life, also taking a dump. One was to satisfy my (then) wife, the other was to satisfy a dominatrix nurse. I will not fake bodily functions no more, to misquote Chief Joseph.A Bear in the Woodshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11013721650938158869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160147864897003642006-10-06T11:17:00.000-04:002006-10-06T11:17:00.000-04:00The Sky is the area between the ground and Outer S...The Sky is the area between the ground and Outer Space. Also, the area where there is air to breath. <BR/><BR/>Let me tell you a fact: The guy who thinks he is Jesus Christ is a complete whacko and so is anybody who believes him, there!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160146788169189322006-10-06T10:59:00.000-04:002006-10-06T10:59:00.000-04:00quebec has a lot of drawing points already. this ...quebec has a lot of drawing points already. this kraft mac & cheese thing just tips the scale.Patriciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05556535711209804501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160145921540249342006-10-06T10:45:00.000-04:002006-10-06T10:45:00.000-04:00That Japanese snippet is really interesting. I lo...That Japanese snippet is really interesting. <BR/><BR/>I love the religious groups that hang out on university campuses looking for the "lost forlorn" students. Then they invite the targetted student to a "party" so he/she can make friends -- bible-class style. They now issue warnings about this in the daytimers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160143512352151072006-10-06T10:05:00.000-04:002006-10-06T10:05:00.000-04:00People are like mushrooms... Sometimes they grow o...<I>People are like mushrooms... Sometimes they grow on you.</I><BR/><BR/>If you are having mushrooms grow on you, I urge you to see a doctor. That's not right. Or you need to be more active...GayProfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11289510184782252498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160139690282209552006-10-06T09:01:00.000-04:002006-10-06T09:01:00.000-04:00Faking an orgasm...maybe you've got to get to bed ...Faking an orgasm...maybe you've got to get to bed to get for work the next day, and the guy isn't as great in bed as you've been led to believe, and you just want to whole damn thing to be over with.<BR/><BR/>Faking an orgasm...yet another great reason to always use condoms. :)<BR/><BR/>HUGS and stuff...Polthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16480544010972209436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160138008673104382006-10-06T08:33:00.000-04:002006-10-06T08:33:00.000-04:00If you're extremely tired and your partner is not,...If you're extremely tired and your partner is not, faking can be a realy good time saver....<BR/><BR/>;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160137044173597232006-10-06T08:17:00.000-04:002006-10-06T08:17:00.000-04:00I've faked a few. Normally I'd agree - it's detri...I've faked a few. <BR/>Normally I'd agree - it's detrimental to your sex life if your partner thinks they're doing a good job when they're not.<BR/>But sometimes, if it ain't gonna happen, faking isn't a horrible thing. Especially if you're a guy, because not being able to get a guy to come is seen as being pretty pathetic.St. Dickeybirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14629935510909638426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160135222660099502006-10-06T07:47:00.000-04:002006-10-06T07:47:00.000-04:00"I don't understand faking an orgasm. It's like fa..."I don't understand faking an orgasm. It's like faking eating or faking shitting, I mean what's the point?"<BR/><BR/>HAHAH! Too funny! So true!!!! <BR/><BR/>Hope you have a great weekend!Timmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14506792286939816179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160135203003077842006-10-06T07:46:00.000-04:002006-10-06T07:46:00.000-04:00The one about mushrooms - how true... you must ha...The one about mushrooms - how true... you must have had a hell of a writing teacher in HS and College - I just LOVE your stuff...Spiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674252850304214980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160134614856411902006-10-06T07:36:00.000-04:002006-10-06T07:36:00.000-04:00Maybe I wish I was born in Japan.........Maybe I wish I was born in Japan.........toobusylivinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15082285798028945625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1160132449962602942006-10-06T07:00:00.000-04:002006-10-06T07:00:00.000-04:00We have a small paperback book entitled "Salted Pe...We have a small paperback book entitled "Salted Peanuts" that read like your snippets. We used to keep it in our "library", but we tended to spend too much time there because we kept reading the book. LOL!<BR/><BR/>You're snippets are like that, like salted peanuts - or Lay's potato chips. No one can eat/read just one.<BR/><BR/>Do you sell beer on your blog? (***grin***)Lemuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15397995062492531171noreply@blogger.com