tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post116168309644633048..comments2024-01-15T18:37:16.075-05:00Comments on Sticky Crows: Question of the daytornwordohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16581361982939423598noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1162001660049608022006-10-27T22:14:00.000-04:002006-10-27T22:14:00.000-04:00I knocked over an entire shelf of tampons when I w...I knocked over an entire shelf of tampons when I walked by quickly and shot my arm out to grab a box without drawing any attention from the uber hot stock boy a couple feet away. Yeah. It's hard to tell who was more red-faced.Nickihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03408402415952159295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161797148776828392006-10-25T13:25:00.000-04:002006-10-25T13:25:00.000-04:00I cant remember anything very embarrasing. Maybe e...I cant remember anything very embarrasing. Maybe except like trying a new pair of shoes and having big hole in the sox ;) I never used toilet paper when i shave, but i never really cut myself, not sure how you can do that ;)_Psychohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11083781097993560207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161795052708720112006-10-25T12:50:00.000-04:002006-10-25T12:50:00.000-04:00I'm perfect...ly disastrous.Most of my embarrassin...I'm perfect...ly disastrous.<BR/><BR/>Most of my embarrassing stories involve nudity. And, I'll leave it at that.Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14985551962784298632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161745452099667502006-10-24T23:04:00.000-04:002006-10-24T23:04:00.000-04:00As if I haven't shared enough horrific things, one...As if I haven't shared enough horrific things, one time I was extremely drunk and fell into a band's speakers/amps while trying to dance. Do I need to add that things got real quiet while they were extricating me from the mess I'd made?dirk.mancusohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13681555593691365839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161742311523377612006-10-24T22:11:00.000-04:002006-10-24T22:11:00.000-04:00Dozing off while a client was talking to me, face ...Dozing off while a client was talking to me, face to face. (I later found out I had the flu.The Lone Rangershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11384357823909767949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161731554949123662006-10-24T19:12:00.000-04:002006-10-24T19:12:00.000-04:00PS TBL, that is just demented. Hilarious!PS TBL, that is just demented. Hilarious!Snoozehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05358347075690351485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161731516385522562006-10-24T19:11:00.000-04:002006-10-24T19:11:00.000-04:00Hee-hee - poor you.My four year-old neighbour was ...Hee-hee - poor you.<BR/><BR/>My four year-old neighbour was playing in my living room while his mum and I sat and chatted. He grabbed a blanket off my couch and my vibrator went flying into the middle of the floor.Snoozehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05358347075690351485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161729553384125772006-10-24T18:39:00.000-04:002006-10-24T18:39:00.000-04:00two things come to mind for me....2 months ago, in...two things come to mind for me....2 months ago, in a major freekin hurry to get to work, getting dressed in the dark, 2 different shoes on....had important meeting that morning with GM about some new service policies they are implementing on the dealership level, the other one was in 6th grade, playing football at recess, course i was always the last one picked, i caught the ball and tossed to daveinclevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12322520630429327304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161727139516964482006-10-24T17:58:00.000-04:002006-10-24T17:58:00.000-04:00Here's the shortlist:1. Using my beard trimmer to ...Here's the shortlist:<BR/><BR/>1. Using my beard trimmer to give myself my monthly haircut, I managed to shave a square bald spot into the lower back of my head.<BR/><BR/>2. As a teen, once I was leading services at my temple and suddenly got nauseous and threw up right there on the altar.<BR/><BR/>3. 7th Grade: tried to hold the pee too long and didn't make it to the boy's room in time.<BR/><BRdpastehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10813652943621759603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161719849465748692006-10-24T15:57:00.000-04:002006-10-24T15:57:00.000-04:00About 13 years ago, I tried out a new health club ...About 13 years ago, I tried out a new health club in the small town I was living in. I found a hot tub in the men's changeroom... so I shucked my suit and went in.<BR/><BR/>But I was no longer in the men's changeroom. Rather, I was in the common area. And I had gone through no doors or transition areas to alert me to the fact.<BR/><BR/>Just a lovely experience, with the horrified look on the madamerougehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07810831546798534636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161712506308209842006-10-24T13:55:00.000-04:002006-10-24T13:55:00.000-04:00I quite often put on my shirts and pants with the ...I quite often put on my shirts and pants with the size sticker on them. Nothing like having your waistline displayed repeatedly down your leg as you walk into a client's office.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161699838353292722006-10-24T10:23:00.000-04:002006-10-24T10:23:00.000-04:00My life is a series of embarassing moments, strung...My life is a series of embarassing moments, strung together to form one big blur.<BR/><BR/>It's what separates us from the apes. Haha god, that is turning into my line of the week!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161698767715171942006-10-24T10:06:00.000-04:002006-10-24T10:06:00.000-04:00When I accidentally outed our former mayor Barbara...When I accidentally outed our former mayor Barbara Hall at an awards banquet. I was ready to walk out the door and pretend that job never happened.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161697325557103382006-10-24T09:42:00.000-04:002006-10-24T09:42:00.000-04:00I have a dress that has two layers. If I go to the...I have a dress that has two layers. If I go to the bathroom and don't pull it down properly, my gorgeous behind is up for view. <BR/>And usually someone has to tell me, because I am oblivious. How's that for embarrassing?Enemy of the Republichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17342253341470198835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161695637446064612006-10-24T09:13:00.000-04:002006-10-24T09:13:00.000-04:00HAHA! Hope today is better for you! I do have stor...HAHA! Hope today is better for you! <BR/><BR/>I do have stories, I just do not care to share them.Timmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14506792286939816179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161695334461328872006-10-24T09:08:00.000-04:002006-10-24T09:08:00.000-04:00Hahaha, I hate when I leave for work, toiletpapere...Hahaha, I hate when I leave for work, toiletpapered!St. Dickeybirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14629935510909638426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161695206242647592006-10-24T09:06:00.000-04:002006-10-24T09:06:00.000-04:00(from a blog post - but it certainly "fits the bil...(from a blog post - but it certainly "fits the bill" as embarassing!)<BR/><BR/>OK. I'm back. I just took an Ativan, so lets tell the story...it's "hillarious."<BR/><BR/>This was a couple of years ago. So I met this guy at Woody's. We "hit it off," and he lived in the neighbourhood. We had a beautiful evening of lovemaking, although I'm kinda sketchy still on some of the details. I do know that toobusylivinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15082285798028945625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161691827275872642006-10-24T08:10:00.000-04:002006-10-24T08:10:00.000-04:00Some mornings, my walking out of the house is an e...Some mornings, my walking out of the house is an embarassment within its self.. there are just too many to mention here! Thank GOD I can laugh at myself - most of the time!Spiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674252850304214980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161690847760811122006-10-24T07:54:00.000-04:002006-10-24T07:54:00.000-04:00Too many to count, sadly...I'll think of a good on...Too many to count, sadly...I'll think of a good one though and pop back a little later....toobusylivinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15082285798028945625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161685837908958422006-10-24T06:30:00.000-04:002006-10-24T06:30:00.000-04:00When I was in college, I came home one weekend and...When I was in college, I came home one weekend and my parents and I went shopping. They bought me a suit (off the rack) that evening and I proudly wore it to church the next morning.<BR/><BR/>As I was sitting in Sunday School that morning, one of my friends leaned over to me and asked if it were a new suit.<BR/><BR/>"Yes," I answered.<BR/><BR/>"Did you get it at [store]?" he asked.<BR/><BR/>"YesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161685628707163502006-10-24T06:27:00.000-04:002006-10-24T06:27:00.000-04:00Last week, wearing brown pants at work, I forgot t...Last week, wearing brown pants at work, I forgot to zip up after bathroom break. Co-worker she spotted my turquoise undies. Thank god she was female.Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03020841008601558582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8296380.post-1161684113977094092006-10-24T06:01:00.000-04:002006-10-24T06:01:00.000-04:00That was funny.Falling on the icy sidewalk with my...That was funny.<BR/><BR/>Falling on the icy sidewalk with my hands in my pockets laughing my head off. People walking by not helping.<BR/><BR/>And yes I was sober.<BR/><BR/>Singning to your walkman until you hear yourself and notice others looking at you.<BR/><BR/>Grabbing an apple at the store and they start rolling to the floor, almost half the display. You just stand there surrounded by applesJackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11849862214265777969noreply@blogger.com