Torn's first meme

Well, as I understand it, I've been "tagged" to do a "meme". I use quotation marks as I am not yet arrogant enough to toss these words around like my own personal slang yet.

And because it relieves the pressure of creating my own topic for the day, I will dutifully comply.

7 things I plan to do before I die: chase a tornado, save someone's life, retire, live in the country, live in another country besides the states or Canada, take up photography, quit smoking

7 things I can do: speak French, wiggle my ears, find magic in everyday things, predict the weather, play the piano, teach English, comfort others

7 things I cannot do: hang onto resentment, abide mercilessness, any sport well, lie believably, sleep through the night without having to get up and pee, be spiteful, force 7 people to do this

7 things that attract me to the same/opposite sex: vivaciousness, kind eyes, sense of humor, ablility to appreciate nature, hands, defects, and humility.

7 things I say most often: God!, Why choose unhappiness?, Look at that cloud!, Crap!, Let's analyze that statement., That's a good question., Love you.

7 celebrity crushes: Gosh, why would you have a crush on a celebrity, that seems like a waste of energy to me - here let me lust after something I'll never get. That said, I like the talents of Hilary Swank and Meryl Streep, and I wouldn't kick Brian Seacrest nor Will Smith out of bed. And I have an unhealthy love for Oprah, Ellen Degeneres and Bill Maher.

7 people I want to do this: See above under "cannot do"

Thanks for that Christian.