Last night, we had a simple dinner. And oh so good. It was a baguette with a box of swiss style cheese fondue. We cubed up the baguette and dipped each one in the gooey cheese and washed it down with some wine. (well, it could have been imitation wine, the bottle did have a screw top)
That's it, so simple, so delicious.
There's a small problem when you have cheese for dinner. Cheese likes to gunk up the works, so to speak. In fact, I've just returned from a 15 minute episode atop the throne. After much huffing and puffing I was still unable to sell the property.
What that means is that later today out in public I'm going to have to unload this ball of wax. Then I'll be faced with the clean up using a smaller and thinner version of kleenex. Come to think of it, I'll just toss a roll of "quilted comfort" in my backpack today.
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Too much information !
ReplyDeletenothing like spending time on granny's donut eh;-)
ReplyDeleteThanks. Always nice to get the latest poop.
ReplyDelete*Ahem*
dude you must've eaten a shitload errrr a lot of fondue for the system to have gotten all bollixed up like that.
ReplyDeletewater is your best friend.
drink, poop, and be merry.
That circumstance is definately 'callinsick' worthy.
ReplyDeleteStay home and relax on your home-throne.
Euphemisms are all so sweet... in other words, you are just full of shit - like the rest of us huh! LOL GREAT POST - thanks a million!
ReplyDeletelet me just tell you i made tatortot hotdish last night(with lots of cheese and corn) so my day has been very interesting.
ReplyDeleteoh, i forgot to add that im a waitress and i had a busy lunch(and we share the bathrooms with the customers)but i work in a posh hotel so at least we have good TP
*sigh*
I'd rather hear about Part 7.
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