Thursday, April 06, 2006

HNT Crackin' it

I've noticed on Survivor that they are now blurring the top of the crack that is sometimes visible on guys wearing low-riding, surfer style bathing suits. I find it ridiculous that the current puritanical mania gripping America has led to a team of workers blurring the tops of buttcracks.

Ridiculous as in worthy of ridicule.

Personally, a little crack shot, while possibly offputting on an overweight plumber, is quite pleasant on the finely built Survivor contestants.

In fact, to prove that it's not all that unpleasant, I give you my crack for HNT.


Also, I don't know what "worksafe" means.


If you are hesitatant (mom?) scroll no further.







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29 comments:

  1. Very nice. Very, very nice.

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  2. Mmmm that arm, back, and crack....very nice! HHNT!

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  3. ohhhhhhhh nice......err....crack!! hehe (Bet the rest looks cute too..hehe)

    HHNT :)

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  4. Anonymous8:20 AM

    Ooh la la...I love HNT!!

    Jane

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  5. How could thatbe the same crack that spends it's days eating suger all day in sugar shacks?

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  6. um... how do I respond to that? All that comes to mind are inappropriate comments.

    Hope you didn't have to get up and out so early today.

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  7. hey, another butt show-er. excellent. let's start a club.
    [gander]

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  8. Nice. Still trying to get over the pork tenderloin one.

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  9. well your crack is pretty damn nice! happy HNT!

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  10. Aaaah! My wholesome, virginal eyes! If only that had been blurred out, I wouldn't have been so quickly led down the path of sin to meet the eternal fires of hell and damnation.

    Eh. I'll get over it.

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  11. They blur out buttcrack on TV?

    Thankfully, they don't bother with blogs.

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  12. Nice ass, can I give it a little smack?

    Happy HNT ;)

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  13. Hey you need to be on your knees under the "sink" with some tools next time ;)

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  14. I was thinking to myself "I wonder what Tornwordo posted about today?" then I remembered it was HNT...

    Love the camera technique! Nice crack too!

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  15. And again I'm with _psycho... that's one crack I wouldn't mind being presented from underneath the kitchen sink. (_psycho: imagine it with a tool belt!)

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  16. I’ll echo the other commentators by noting that you have a nice bum.

    I also never understood the anti-ass agenda of the Religious Right.

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  17. Yes, very nice crack :) HHNT!

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  18. Nice photo. Only thing that could improve on it would be to have the same photo with the shorts around your ankles. :)

    Happy HNT

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  19. nice. what's the other camera for?

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  20. I did a crack shot a while back. It is one of my favs! HOT! HHNT

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  21. nice junk, man! I am definitely going to do those squats you told me to do...hopefully, my ass will get as bubbly as yours. ;-p

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  22. Anonymous5:05 PM

    DAMN - that is HOT! VERY HOT!

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  23. I feel dirty just being here.

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  24. Thanks to Butchie, you're tagged again.

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  25. Anonymous11:10 AM

    totally cute butt!

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  26. I know I'm supposed to be looking at the crack, but my eye is drawn to the muscle cut on your arm. Very nice.

    you have really nice skin, too. I should get back into HNT.

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