* The more pronounced the strut, the higher the level of insecurity.
* There are worse odors than cigarette smoke. Patchouli, or asshole for example.
* I think history will look back on our time as an era of shortsightedness, or worse, as a time of unmitigated greed.
* I have several hobbies, but as soon as you want to pay me for doing one, I don't want to do it anymore.
* I can handle the hardware shop. Home Depot overwhelms me.
* I'm much better at "thinking about it" than "doing it".
* The sky is the canvas, the clouds the paint, and the wind the artist.
* Insomnia kills creativity.
* One of my students who hails from France referred to himself as a "Europeener" and now I will never be able to hear the word European without thinking of this.
* Some of you know about this, others don't. Tampon bowling.
So in agreement about Home Depot (not to mention that the huge stores and parking lots are a blight on our landscape), and how history will judge us. I was scared to click on the link after 'ratemypoo' [which was vile], but tampon bowling was fun!
ReplyDeleteI have a damn good strut.
ReplyDeleteAnd a lot of insecurities.
Damn you for being right. :)
* I have several hobbies, but as soon as you want to pay me for doing one, I don't want to do it anymore.
ReplyDeleteCan I pay you to blog daily ? =P
I think history will look back on our time as an era of decadence and (to your point) greed.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, there are worse odors than cigarette. But not many people come into the office from their break stinking of 'ass' for everyone to smell. At least I hope not.
I don't strut, and am suspicious of people that do.
ReplyDeleteI nearly pissed myself laughing just on the second tidbit of information. Patchouli or asshole, what if you put patchouli on your asshole...is that a new sin that has gone undiscovered?
ReplyDeleteSleep deprivation is a devil for sure.
Tampon bowling? Christ almighty! I have a friend that wanted to invent the tampen. A tampon with a string to pull to release the pen down, of course the ink would be red.
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"The sky is the canvas, the clouds the paint, and the wind the artist." That was very poetic. :)
ReplyDeleteMy strut may be more of a swishy swagger, but I can't think of any insecurities.
ReplyDeleteOther than that, I'm with you!
And my office now thinks I'm a dirty perv for getting everyone to play Tampon Bowling.
i'm afraid to click on tampon bowling at work...
ReplyDeleteI'll go to Home Depot with you...I love hardware stores!
ReplyDeleteI am the same way about my hobbies, I like them to be fun, not work.
You forgot fresh dog shit, that "ranks" right up there in the malodorous ciggiebutt/patchouli/asshole file.
I love your snippets!
patchouli... ick.
ReplyDeleteOne of my all time least favorite scents. It reminds me of unwashed hair and excess body oils.
Dog poop doesn't bother me so much.
And the tampon bowling? I'll open that link after I leave work today.
I don't know... I've smelled some pretty fine assholes in my short life. Licked 'em, too.
ReplyDeleteI firmly believe that patchouli and asshole are the same odor..only the asshole has been washed
ReplyDeleteJeez - I suck at tampon bowling just as much as I suck at the real thing. How depressing.
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