Sticky Crows

Hey, it looks like they fixed this bloody keyboard somewhat. A whole sentence and no problems. I don't think I'll be trying any pun...

So I'm just going to tyype this without fixing all the things this stpid keyboard does. Some of the letters are eeven mismarked on th...

I can't use the Spanish keyboard! Quick rundown thus far. Travel time 17 hours UGH Festive pinata celebrations everywhere on the street...

Well everyone, this is it. The last day before globe trotting. We thought we had planned well enough to avoid any Christmas dinners (you k...

It's my last day of work before the winter break. I'm so giddy I could spit. I've also been so busy I don't know which way i...

"Daddy, do you think the reindeer hold it when they are flying? Or is it like birds and it just comes out whenever?" "That...

Just days before Christmas, and I see that New York's transit workers have gone on strike. I have mixed feelings about strikes (I live i...

'Tis the week before Christmas And all through the town The people are stressing And dressing a frown. The work parties done The credit ...

Ding dong. The dog goes crazy barking and wagging her tail in anticipation of fresh new smells entering the house. It's Saturday morning...

Good Saturday morning to you. As is my habit, a little casual update on the week. This cold week. It was hideously cold all week with temps ...

Here's something I've been working on for a long time. And it is especially difficult to achieve during the holiday crunch time, whi...

So this week's HNT should be more in line with regulations. (I used bus advertising last week if you'll remember.) I actually took ...

So, to prove to you that I'm truly a freak, I'm going to make a confession: I like bruised fruit. "Sure, Torn, that's a bi...

As recycled from Epicurist and St Dickeybird : 1. Watching reruns of I Love Lucy. Over 50 years old and still funny and surprisingly curren...

Well it's over. And I am now officially a Canadian citizen. Aside from being a lesson in the inefficiency of beaurocracy, (I'd say m...

See, you're already done with this post. (I'll make a rare second appearance later to let you know how it went.)

My first hotel job was at a Hyatt Regency where I was hired as a busboy and worked my way up to waiter. I worked in the fine dining restaura...

The snow has returned. Which means all the trees are flocked. Very Christmas-y. But snow also means cold, and it has been cold this week,...

The workers arrived yesterday to erect scaffolding in front of our building. It's finally happening. We've spent months chasing maso...

Well folks it's Thursday. That means HNT . And just my luck that I was stuck waiting for the bus in BITTERLY COLD windy weather when ano...