Sticky Crows

I think we live in flake land. We had five visits lined up yesterday, two were late and three didn't show up at all. We tried something...

I think once things get sorted out, I'm really going to dig living here.

* Apparently, fish do feel pain . * Never buy any kind of tape at the dollar store. It will always vex you later. * I am a junior, thus my f...

Spouse and I had a moment of discord over the weekend. Throughout all of this saga, we have been each other's support, but amidst all t...

2 months ago, we started to look for an investment. Little did we know that we'd move to a new place and disrupt our lives so fundament...

Of all the courses I've ever taken from elementary to University, the most useful class I ever took was 7th grade typing. As I recall, I...

Last night the little couple from France came up and asked to get out of their lease. In a stunning move included in the chapter "how n...

Here's a live view from the patio this morning. I can't wait for the top of that center tree to lose its leaves. That mountain in t...

Imagine you've died and awoken in a room with 2 doors. One of the doors leads to heaven and the other leads to hell. Neither door is m...

* People are like mushrooms. All mushrooms share similarities though still exhibit wide variations. You've got black, brown, white. A f...

Today I saw a woman struggling to walk. The excess lard from her thighs appeared to have descended and collected around her ankles. The ti...

Pornstar is awol now. This would be great news if all his stuff weren't clogging up OUR garage and OUR basement. We call, he doesn...

It rained all day the day we moved. Despite several calls to and assurances from pornstar about move day, when our truck arrived at the new...

* This sculpture figures prominently at one of my worksites. I'm always fixated on the three breasts. * Sometimes life is like a Univers...

So last week when we came to realize that we had to buy a new fridge for the tenants, we went on line and ordered from Home Depot. The next ...

The house is a shambles. Boxes everywhere. The fridge is bare and the pantry contents are boxed up. It's times like this I loathe being...

I have six minutes to complete this post. I've prepared nothing, nor have I anything in mind on which to pontificate. I'd love to ...

Every once in a while, I find some hystrionic tirade in my inbox. It's always an anonymous commenter of course, and sometimes I have tr...

What to write about. Hmmm. The weather? Always good for a laugh, that. (It's muggy and rainy.) There is a report of Bin Laden's deat...

Once I said to a coworker, "Why are you acting like such a selfish bitch?" Okay, maybe I shouted it within earshot of her custome...