Nude dancer just came home after a 10 day absence. We left a note on his door asking for the rent of course, but also to borrow his keys to make a copy since we don't have one. I wonder if the cat is dead. 10 days is a long time and it stopped meowing on Tuesday. He's certainly making a lot of noise up there right now, there must be quite a cleanup to do.
Some of you have suggested that we take the rent in trade, ie services from nude dancer. Let me tell you, I wouldn't want to touch him with a 10 foot pole. The depth of my disgust for him precludes any possible attraction. He tries though. He will answer his door in his undies, his lithe body seductively posed in the doorway. And I just think, "Loser!" Losers are not attractive. Nuff said.
And if he left his cat to die of starvation, that will be the ultimate proof of his vileness.
*Update: He just left with a trick! That explains all the noise. Went to the restaurant for breakfast. Maybe he'll come back and pay then. Yes ladies and gentlemen, we live in a brothel, lol.
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Nude dancer has got to be one interesting "creature".
I feel some affirmation in your statements about nude dancer not being a turn on, affirmation of my thoughts about who you are and affirmation of some of my own opinions. I've always been more turned on by a person's character (for lack of a better expression) than by his body or his overt attempts to be sexy. It was good to hear you state something similar about nude dancer, given my respect for you as a person in general and as a gay man in particular.
I would confront him about the cat. If it has died, I would call him vile to his face. Are there no laws to protect the sanity of landlords in Canada?
Couldn't you call the Canadian SPCA and get the cat out? Fine his ass for animal neglect? I just hate the thought of that poor thing starving up there. If you find out it's dead, post his picture online and let all the ani,al lovers take care of him for you.
Even though I know cats are the Spawns of Satans and horrid little screeching furballs, even I do not wish to see one starve to death.
I doubt it's dead though...if it had been dead since tuesday, the thing would be a bit smelly....surely not a turnon to Nude Dancer's Trick.
Unless, Trick is into that sorta thing...which casts Nude Dancer in a whole new light.....
Ew.....
Poor you. What a horrid tenant to have to deal with. At least he serves as constant blog material, but I wish both you and his cat better futures.
What a mess this guy is - please let us know about the cat - I could care less about this scum bag, but I worry about the kitty cat...
I'm with Spider, I worry about the cat!
well, from a mortgage brokers standpoint....if I write a loan on a rental property and the owner stops making the payments for whatever reason, the lender (me) has the right to collect the rents from the tenant. So, in perspective, you should have the right to pimp this loser out and collect money on his tricks. Just a thought. Best of luck!
Gurl if you livin' in a brothel, then you should be chargin' rent by the hour! OKAY!!! LOL
*snap*
hugs,
kb
You know, I am with Polt on this one, don't like the little spawns of Satan myself, but no animal, even a cat, deserves to starve.
Call the humane society, and ask if there's any kind of animal cruelty law you can enforce.
You know, that's how I got the wonder dog. He had been removed from his original home by animal control because of neglect.
That kitty could go to a good home (not that the cat would be grateful...)
Please listen to Spider's advice. I am going out on a limb, but if you know the cat's predicament and you do nothing, then you are just as guilty.
My first apartment was a couple of doors down from a hooker. She'd pick them up at the American Legion across the street. You could tell she had a victim when you heard her high heels clicking.
You could call the RCMP about the brothel-like behaviour but I think your chances are better with the SPCA. They are hardcore and don't put up with mofos who abuse their animals.
You could call the RCMP about the brothel-like behaviour but I think your chances are better with the SPCA. They are hardcore and don't put up with mofos who abuse their animals.
What a nightmare. I wish that I had some advice, but nothing comes to mind. Good luck. Hopefully it will be over soon.
So Madame Tornwordo, would you have room for tonight? Let's say for about 4 hours around 8? lol
You should check with the SPCA. They may even break in if he's gone too long. Did you know that?
Good luck my friend.
Thinking of you and that poor cat.
Since you own the building,does that make you and Serge "madames"?
As always, I await further updates...
You really ought to take care of the cat. Call the SCPA or something. That is cruel and inhumane.
i'm really sorry that you're getting screwed (errr...) about the rent thing but i'm like a lot of others here. it's the cat that really pisses me off. what a loser of a human being to starve and neglect an animal. please, please think about reporting him!
You should go to Campus or wherever he works and grab the money out of his g-string. What a jerk.
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