Thursday, October 20, 2005

Out of the mouths of grown ups and HNT*












Rather kissable, don't you think?.

Overheard on the cruise last week:

- In the buffet line, "Good lord, there's a lot of black people on this boat." (1st day out of the mouth of a mother loading plates with her two boys and husband)

- At dinner after Grand Cayman, "You know you (meaning us) being on this cruise is proof that God loves you more than the homeless." This made me laugh.

- Around the pool, "She really shouldn't be allowed to wear a bathing suit." (From a girl no less)

- "We let you have 5 ice cream cones yesterday, and you know we agreed that you would only have three per day."

- "Can't they do something about the ship rocking?!"

- "Best way to treat a hemmorhoid is to use some spray deoderant on it - shrinks it right up." (From a fellow passenger we shared a table with at lunch one day. While we were EATING. They were from Tennessee. When we subsequently ran into them later on the ship, we said "Hey, it's the hemmorhoid people!" I don't think they liked that.)

- " Why don't they call it snails? A almost ATE one of those motherf&%$ers! They callin it Eskergets or some shit!" (There was an escargots in puff pastry kind of thing on the buffet line that day. )

*HNT = Half Nekkid Thursday, read all about it here.

16 comments:

The Wisdom of Wislon said...

Good to have you back :)

I've just been catching up on your adventures.


some people eh and what they say and your poor Billy goat's gruff and the awesome lips are all highly entertaining as usual.

Lee said...

*chokes on mid-afternoon cocktail*

Femi-mommy said...

oh my freakin god - who were you on a cruise with the clampets?! happy hnt

the hemmoroid people! lol

Sasha said...

yes it is, if i may say so myself. happy hnt!

CowGirl said...

People say some pretty stupid thigs!

Happy HNT!

_Psycho said...

Not kissable !

As for the adventures, some stuff doesn't surprise me at all

juicya said...

wow. some people are stupid.

nice pic, tho!

Wirthy said...

Happy Thursday, fellow HNTer!

Dantallion said...

Nice lips.


I agree with femi-mommy. That cruise was definitely organised by Jethro.

Scott & Julia said...

I love the cruise pics! And man, some people are just dumb. Happy HNT!

addict said...

In fact...
it does look rather kissable!

Rebekah said...

really weird angle there.

Love the overheard comments.

goobergirl said...

Very kissable! Happy HNT!

FunkyB said...

I think? Damn...I'm supposed to use my logical brain parts after seeing those luscious things? You are asking too much.
Happy HNT!

pushthebutton,max! said...

Heavens to Betsy! There are so many hypocritical Christian racist assholes on this boat!

I have to admit I miss those big lips of yours, snoofy cuddle wuzzums...

MG said...

very nice, happy hnt!