Monday, December 01, 2008

Things I came across yesterday

We'll start with the first and the tamest. It seems a fellow after my own heart came up with a holiday business idea. He's taking the zoo reindeer droppings and fashioning Cristmas ornaments out of them and then selling them in the gift shop. I swear. If I lived in Illinois, everyone on my list would be getting one. It all kind of reminds me of a childhood story I once told.

The second one is a bit more breathtaking. This one comes courtesy of spouse. Aside from the depressing way kids are getting their nutrition, it appears cow urine is a good hair bleacher, or so it would seem from this video.

Finally, since I was directed to the site luriddigs dot com by Tony for some laughs, I came across this (NSFW, NSFW, not safe for work or maybe even home) picture which made me want to bleach my eyes out. Actually it made me laugh uproariously and turn away and then sneak peeks back at the screen for more shocked laughter.

Have a fabulous day.

22 comments:

CoffeeDog said...

Uh, a little manscaping goes a long way.

Poo ornaments, are you getting a set this year? :-)

Lemuel said...

I love the juxtaposition of the geezer porn shot with the religious shrine to his left. It is as if she's looking over his shoulder to see what he's showing.

Doug said...

Poo rolled in glitter. If that isn't a symbol for the modern holiday season, I don't know what is.

The second and third are kinda like staring into a bright light bulb and then looking away into darkness. The images are burned into my retinas.

Though I must say, Santa is packin'! No wonder Rudolph's nose shone so bright.

Enemy of the Republic said...

As a Chicagoan turned East coaster, I hope I am off the hook for those ornaments!

Anonymous said...

Is that old guy Santa Claus? I think I see the north pole. Deer poo would make a good necklace too. ed

travelling, but not in love said...

Oh my goodness. Cheese and crackers. What on earth?!?

I'm referring to photo 3 here, obviously.

it's put me off my bratwurst lunch.

"Just David!" said...

i love luriddigs, it's one of my favorite websites, hours of endless amusement.

David said...

Can't say I laughed all that much, but was more than a little impressed. Good hydraulics for someone of his age.

Roxrocks said...

I am not falling for your tricks this morning...lol!

GayProf said...

Maybe you have loyal Illinois reader who will grant you some Christmas cheer with poo.

Mel said...

At first I thought he had a piercing, but then I realized it was just a decorative detail on the chair. Of course, I know people who'd be totally into that scene, so I suppose if there's a market for it, he might as well be advertising his wares.

Oh, and same goes for the reindeer poo.

Snooze said...

thank you for the warning. Thank goodness I didn't look at that at work. But hey, most impressive.I agree with David - great hydraulics.

Dantallion said...

Cristmas ornaments? Jesus would not be amused...

Phronk said...

Ugh. Genitals I can handle. Old man genitals I can handle. Old man genitals that have never been trimmed, not so much.

Anonymous said...

EEWWWW!!!!

Blobby said...

My eyes!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

johnny368 said...

Holy Foot-long Geoduck from Northpole...

:)

Summer said...

Whoa!! Yes johnny368 gooyduck indeed.

Laverne said...

His balls look like horse droppings to me.

Rick said...

That video is disgusting.

And papa Christmas looks like he keeps Mrs. Claus happy.

Mark in DE said...

Can't wait to check out these links on a safe computer!

Mark :-)

dykewife said...

that's scary...very disturbing...and very scary.

i really have to wonder why about the whole thing.