Monday, April 30, 2007

Kind of blog worthy

Nothing really happened this weekend. As I mentioned yesterday, it was gloomy. I read all afternoon yesterday and I am nearly through The DaVinci Code. I'll admit it is a page turner. I even read in bed before turning out the light. I haven't done that in years.

Yesterday morning, as spouse was taking a shower, I heard coins clang against porcelain and then the shout of spouse, "Hey, stop that!" Since I was in another room, I figured he was talking to himself. Ten minutes later, he came into the office and said, "Why did you throw quarters at me in the shower?"

"Um, I didn't throw any quarters at you honey."

"Oh."

"So why are you asking that?"

"Two quarters fell on the floor of the shower while I was in there, I guess they were in my crack."

I thought about it for a moment and remembered that he had fallen asleep on the couch Saturday night in his clothes and that in the morning there were coins strewn about.

Laughing, I said, "I think you must be right, they must have been stuck to you somewhere."

I don't think this has ever happened to me before. I couldn't help making cracks (ba-dum-bum) about spouse's own little coin purse. Snicker.

28 comments:

Snooze said...

I love the idea of spouse with coins stuck all over him. I also think it's hilarious that he thought you would be throwing coins at him while he was showering.

Anonymous said...

Oh to have seen a video of this conversation. That story cracked me up. How long were those Quarters stuck in his Crack? If I were you I would have said, "Hey you owe me 50 cents, I stuck a dollar in there." Ed

The Wisdom of Wislon said...

amazing what you can lose up there!!

Lemuel said...

oh, the lines you could use in that situation! LOL!

Chunks said...

That Spouse of yours!

Doug said...

I think I might have died laughing. That is just hysterical!

Dantallion said...

"I guess they were in my crack" LOL!

Petie said...

He is such a riot :P

This Boy Elroy said...

That is a hallmark moment.

David said...

That is pretty funny. Does he make change if you put in a dollar?

Rebekah said...

That's hilarious.

GayProf said...

He should be careful -- A couple of toonies in the wrong place could be dangerous.

St. Dickeybird said...

How the hell can someone not notice money in their body????

Mark in DC said...

Withstanding the explanation of the coins strewn all over the sofa, how did 2 quarters get in Serge's crack if he was wearing clothes??? This baffles me. What a funny story!

On a somewhat related note (since we're talking about Serge), I was recounting your latest poo dream to my spouse and made reference that you usually refer to Serge as 'Spouse' on your blog. My spouse loved that reference and has requested that I refer to him as 'Spouse' on my blog from now on. You've started a movement, and I'm not talking about poo.

Mark :-)

Freak Magnet said...

Oh wow. I'm sitting at my desk, laughing my head off. That was excellent.

Lewis said...

So, he doesn't wear underwear, I presume......
Let's see....other places to hide coins on one's body.......armpits, behind the ears, between the toes.....others??

Thoughloversbelost said...

Oh man, that's the best laugh I have had in weeks... thought of about 10 lines, and can't say any of them (well, maybe e-mail)...

Thanks for the laugh, you just made my week!

bardelf said...

Serge is on his way to becoming the goose that laid the golden egg!

Sunshine said...

All I have to say is - his system is more secure than a wallet, so let him be! :P

macca1709 said...

LOL :)) I guess I'll never look at a 'twoonie' in quite the same way ever again after reading this post, if you catch my drift... I've been meaning to leave a comment on your blog for some time now BTW; I've been following it for a couple of months and I want you to know that I really enjoy reading about your and Serge's adventures in Montreal... Keep up the good work!

dirk.mancuso said...

I guess you know where to look next time you run short in the checkout line.

***wink***

BJ Bloonde said...

That is too funny.

Steven said...

Hilarious. I'm doing the silent laugh, right now.

Patricia said...

have ya tried swiping a credit card down that crack? it's everywhere you want to be.

ok i'm done.

Cameron said...

Spouse must have a nice round, firm ass for coins to get stuck in it! ;)

Polt said...

Maybe he's working as a stripper on the side? Sicne you silly Canadians don't have $1 bills, the guys stuck the loonies in his crack and he forgot about them.

That, or your sex life is REALLY much more interesting that anything I've ever been involved in. Coins in the crack....I think i might saw a porno titled that once.

HUGS...

more cowbell said...

Hey, maybe it wasn't the sofa.

I'm thinking a Goose & the Golden Egg deal, here: maybe he's Spouting Coin out his ass.

What have you been feeding him? Keep it up, could pay off big.

Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Shake yo' moneymaker".
I'd increase his mineral intake, since money is falling out of his ass now.