Tuesday, May 01, 2007

The I got nothin' jive

I have no funny stories
No good ones to tell
The muse is on vacation
Dad blam her to hell

And so I sit intently
Staring at the screen
Pondering what I've done
And thinking of where I've been

Since yesterday I assure you
Little has come to pass
A little of this and a little of that
And a lot of sitting on my ass

The next two days are scary
Much have I to do
Places to go and people to see
And hopefully something new

Today I feel kinda geeky
Hence the corny rhyme
I do hope you'll forgive me
And come back another time.


I got nothin'
I got nothin'
I got nothin' so I'm singing this song to you.


Lemuel said...

Loved it! Shakespeare it's not, but I loved it!

Snooze said...

Very fun.

Anonymous said...

So today you got plenty of Nothin' tomorrow is another day. Your a poet too. Who knew? Ed

St. Dickeybird said...

Lol, great!

Chunks said...

Even your "I got nuthin'" is riveting!

Dad blam her to hell.

Best line ever.

Cincy Diva said...

you know you have writer's block when you use dad blam!

GayProf said...

Sounds like the start of a Broadway musical on blogging! You could be a star!

Kevin said...

Even when you hit a brick wall, you're still lucid enough to put words together that never fail to entertain us.

Take care!

Mark in DC said...

You're really somethin'... even when you've got nothin'. That wasn't meant to rhyme; it was meant as a compliment.

Mark :-)

Patricia said...

good grief, you did all that before 6 a.m. that alone counts as a quality post!

come what may, have a lovely day.

see? you're contagious.

Enemy of the Republic said...

This is for the piano bar!

Doug said...

So you're gonna give us a video of you singing this, right? ;)

David said...

You've got plenty of nuthin'
And nuthin's plenty for me.

dirk.mancuso said...

Torn, plenty of nothin' or not, you're one of my favorite reads of the day.

Rebekah said...

I thought you hated poetry...

This charmed me.