Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dirty pigdom

I read on someone's blog (I know whose, but not sure this is the kind of attention wanted) that there was going to be a sharing of porn amongst friends and in order to save any embarrassment, to have the accumulated porn from the group done anonymously. Then he mentioned having thirty gigs of porn on the computer. That sounded like a lot to me so I just had to check my porn file. (Oh stop ladies, every man has one, or at least every man under fifty. Yes, even your husband.) I don't know how to feel about the fact I only have 1.10 gigs (hardly worthy of that "s"), of porn on the computer. Should I be proud of my prudishness? Gloating in my purity? Or ought I be ashamed by a seeming lack of libido? My steering clear of dirty pigdom. I know one thing, ever since X tube, I haven't downloaded anything from anywhere. (Are you all feeling a little itchy now, like this is getting into too-much-information territory? Because no one is chaining your eyeballs to the screen. Mom.) The one lousy thing about xtube is that all the really good porn is cleansed off of there and the hot Bel Ami scene you saw last week is now gone. I can't say that I would be against the idea of a porn collective, but I would want to be anonymous if I participated in such an activity. (I don't want people to discover I'm as vanilla as I look. Yeah, right.) I'm thinking like you pass around a portable hard drive, fill it up and then let everyone download that which isn't theirs. Which caused a problem for the aforementioned, though not specified, blogger because he had fastidiously sorted his porn and named each file with the same alpha-numeric format. So that made it so all his porn would be evident to the other fellows. I hope he finds a way out of that dilemma.

So fess up, how many gigs you got in that folder?

32 comments:

Mel said...

Honestly, I think there's very little on my hard drive anymore. I don't indulge very often, and there's more than enough available directly online. Personally, I prefer the amateur stuff, too.

Lemuel said...

Moi?! Actually I do not have too much because I do a lot of streaming. It ends up as temp files and then gets cleaned. But as of a few months ago I set up a dual boot (Windows/Linux) and most of the "interesting stuff" is on the Linux side. Far fewer people dare to venture there. I will also chime in on prefering the amateur to the professional. I hate any with music in the background or dubbed - hiding the true sounds.

Nico said...

One full time movie is, on average, 1.4 GB. 30 gigs/1.4 GB = roughly 21 movies. I might be close to that number but I have less in gigs as I went for inferior quality to save on diskspace.

Rick said...

0! I deleted it all for fear of the kids stumbling upon it. That would be dreadful! I opt for X-tube.

latt├ęgirl said...

I'll assume women are included in this conversation.

But the answer is still 0.

Petie said...

Ohhh.. please... 30GB is nothing. My collections is probably about 500s GB :p Spreaded out among 3 harddrives.

If you want to know how to download porn freely and properly, send me a note and I will either reply back or make a post about it :p

Birdie said...

Sorry, but porn leaves me cold. I need a plot, so that leaves erotica or my fertile imagination. So, nothing on the hard drive.

christopherc said...

LOL// I tend not to deal with porn that much; my imagination is far more exciting than the average person's I think from what I've seen! I do from time to time click on couple of cam sites... and have on occasion even broke out the web cam as it's more fun to put the other guys lack of imagination to shame! Of course, I usually consider sex, solo or more to be a participation sport rather than a spectator sport... and a heck of a lot more fun than most other sports!

-C

"Just David!" said...

how do you figure that out? i'm a computer idiot... but i'd still say very little... don't get me wrong, i love porn, i just don't download it...

The Persian said...

I've been using gaytorrents for a while now, where you can download entire films or clips or whatever. It's pretty cool.

I think I have like 100G in that folder ... give or take lol

(and I don't feel like a pig either)

David said...

21 gigs. I tried X-tube and it's just too "short-attention span theater" for me. I need full scenes, and usually more than one.

Anonymous said...

What do you mean at least every man under 50? Do you think when you turn 50 all your desires disappear? From a guy well over 50 just let me say, if it wasn't for the internet I'd probably be arrested for hanging around outside Matt Damon's house. ed

LSL said...

Men know nothing about women. Your aside to the ladies cracked me up.

don said...

Typical attitude in the gay community. Once a gay turns 50 then they have no social or redeeming value (or libido). Wrong!
50 Gigs BTW.
Ps. Bel Ami? Ewwww. What up with the twinkster stuff?
Pps. Women like porn too. My female friends are always asking me for gay porn.

Greg said...

Gee, I thought I was gonna be embarrassed to say as much as 6 GB, but apparently, I'm not really trying.

GayProf said...

I have four or so gigs, but all downloaded from long ago. I also refuse to pay these days and am too lazy to find new sources (now that my once plentiful source dried up). X-Tube always seemed more about novelty.

Brice said...

Believe it or not, I've got NO porn.
Not that I don't look at it, I just download/ use/ delete.
If I can't have sex with people that randomly and with such quick discard, then at least I can do it with Mpegs.
Besides, there are so many scenarios that I'll often just look for whatever is needed at that moment, mm, ff, mf, fm, fmf, mfm, mmm, fmfmfmfffmmmmfmfmmmmfmmfmfmmfmmsplat.

Brice said...

Lol, my verification word was 'messe'.
Damn right!

Anonymous said...

WHAT? No porn over 50--bwahh! I'm eight and I love it--sorry, I find the lust never stops. (And I'm glad!!)

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TED said...

What is this "porn"?

franck said...

Wow... 2.53 GB, that's a lot more than I expected, especially since I always watch the same 3 clips.

prettydeadthing said...

Ummm...not gloating and hardly a prude but the answer here is Zero. I refuse to pay for that crap, you can look at plenty of it for free online and 95% of it bores me. Online porn has become so fragmented and fetishized that you have to spend an hour before you even find anything that might be of interest...just not worth it. I have a real man to give me what I want.

A Bear in the Woods said...

I have a special little external hard drive, on which i keep my porn. Around 200 gigs. But I've been collecting for a long time now.

Java said...

Spent a couple of hours on X-tube the other evening. That's enough for me every so often. I might have a few photographs, but no video, so very very little.

recogen said...
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recogen said...

I ususally get bored after seeing them once.

I dont like X tube much. youporngay.com have long films

Mark in DE said...

I haven't downloaded a thing since I discovered xtube. So much variety!

evilganome said...

I, pathetically, have no porn on my computer. And yes I'm over 50. I guess I need to stop going out and finding people to have sex with and just watch :)

Snooze said...

Birdie, there is a great DVD of feminist porn - five hot stories for her. Plot and everything! Or perhaps that's plotte?

I have been supplied porn by a blogger friend and haven't had a chance to properly view it yet. I'm not sure how many gigs it is.

Laverne said...

I'm telling the truth here, I've got none. Nada. Zip. Not that I've never looked, but I've never felt the need to keep any around either.


Okay, so my word verification is "proid"

sounds like a proud hemorrhoid.

TED said...

By the way, if you take the title of this post and insert a space halfway through the second word, you get an entirely different, and arguably much more interesting, meaning and post.

A Single Man said...

I've been collecting porn for years and I've just about gotten my 1TB drive full (that's 1,000 GBs to y'all).

I love new porn, but get bored with what I have pretty quickly.

Must spend more time chasing men and less watching a video of them.