There was a recap in the paper of all the best jokes during the Just for Laughs festival (hahaha.com) and I read through all of them but I only laughed heartily at two.
9/11 changed the amount of bullshit we accept from our government from 'some' to 'infinite'.
In Dubai, I got a throat infection and I coughed up phlegm and accidentally ordered a taxi to the airport.
- Sean Meo
There was another one that made me smile even though I don't get the horn part.
A unitard. Sounds like a special-needs kid with a horn.
I'm off to an overnighter in the country to visit friends. (I hope they tolerate me carrying Harry Potter with me everywhere.) Be back Friday.