I've started this new routine for the crapper in the morning. Now I take my ipod touch in with me and play solitaire! I can't get up until I win. You know I think that I've been cutting things off prematurely because if I sit there long enough, more nuggets inevitably come down the pipeline. Now that I've got a pooputation, people keep sending me poop related stories and links and whathaveyou. This comic on the 4 ninja methods to look cool while doing #2 totally cracked me up. Thanks Dykewife!
Then Coffeedog sent me an email titled, How to tell if your butt smells accompanied by this photograph.
And finally, courtesy of my brother, I received another photo in the mail the other day. He said that he thought I'd appreciate it.
Poor liitle guy.