Friday, May 26, 2006

Snippets

* Grasping a greasy subway pole is an instant recipe for heeby-jeebies.

* I require 60 minutes in the morning before I am pleasant to speak with.

* Speaking of morning, sometimes just the smell of the coffee compels a movement.

* My memory these days is like an old dog's milky eyes.

* The thing that chapped my hide last year was that as soon as my garden vegetables were ripe, the market was selling them for pennies.

* This is not worksafe. Tubgirl.

* I don't think there is a cheese I don't like. Said another way, I like all cheese.

* I have never used face cream or moisturizer of any kind. I will put on sunscreen, but reluctantly.

* Serge, on the other hand, does. He brought home a new facial product lately, and I took a video snippet of him.


* Note the final look of death he gives me.

28 comments:

The Lone Rangers said...

Hi my name is TLR and I'm addicted to cheese....

Great site!

nongirlfriend said...

I love CHEESE, too. So much that it has to be written in ALL CAPS.

I try to get V to use more products. He just won't.

Jason said...

I wish cheese was lower in fat. I suppose "moderation" is key -- every stupid thing in "moderation."

Also, I won't put anything on my face either. Never have, never will (except sunscreen, reluctantly).

Chunks said...

I am in the throws of perimenopause so I have a tube of clearasil in one hand and a tube of oil of old lady in the other. It sucks.

You know, I think I AM like Serge and you really ARE like Darin!

I can't even WALK down the stairs until I smell the coffee, and I need at least an hour. Thank God for coffeepots with timers and death glares!

Patricia said...

wow your bowels are trained to perform on olfactory command. that's a neat trick.

unless that wasn't the movement to which you were referring.

in which case.

never mind.

Anonymous said...

* This is not worksafe.

I guess not. There always seems to be an opening.

St. Dickeybird said...

Hahaha, that was a cute video.
I'm not normally one for facial creams, but I'm quite happy that Lush has brought back it's tangerine shaving cream.

Timmy said...

cheese clogs me up, but its so good!

Dantallion said...

* I don't think there is a cheese I don't like. Said another way, I like all cheese.

I can think of one type of cheese that I'm sure you don't like. Unless you're in to that sort of thing.

NeverEnough said...

Never heard of anti-dullness cream. Great video by the way...

Steven said...

Finally, there is someone (like me) who admits to need 60 minutes before being pleasant in the morning.

Some people don't understand that I'm still asleep when I'm awake.

Knottyboy said...

The morning routine is such a private moment. Pay no attention to the man behind the pore shrinking mask. I can't believe he let you [first] film and [second] post it to your blog. I'd watch your back if I were you. I'm just saying.
kb

dirk.mancuso said...

Interesting. There is not a single cheese that I like. I even get pizza cheese free.

ink said...

My all time favorite meal is cheese fondue. A big bowl of melted cheese, fresh bread, salad, and wine. Followed of course by chocolate ... and more wine. Mmmmm. Perfection!

ink.

P.S. Serge seems like a real sweetie, but I'm thinking Knottyboy's right about payback ... :)

Ed said...

Serge really likes you a lot to let you film him that way. Have you ever tried Limberger cheese? ewww! The photo not worksafe is totally disgusting. Coffee gets you moving in the morning, too!

Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

I'm a "cheesie", too.
And, not to sound too gay or anything, but I just adore it when you show Serge off to us.
Sigh...

GayProf said...

I go through cycles where I think, “Gee, I should take better care of my poor, ragged skin.” Usually I am seduced by some ad that promises to fix my fine lines. I therefore buy some type of facial care “system,” but inevitably find it to be too much of a hassle within a few weeks and forget about it. It’s a vicious cycle.

Cheese and chocolate, on the other hand, make my life much more complete. They probably don't help the skin issue, though.

Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

I just went back and clicked on Tubgirl. You're SO over the edge. You're my Friday Post idol.

Em said...

KB, Serge had no choice since Torn started filming without his knowledge. I'm not sure what he could have done to prevent post of the video either.

We, who love Torn, live with our secrets shared. Sometime I'll write about his delight in exposing my secrets. (He has mellowed though. I'll say that for him.)

toobusyliving said...

I could be happy eating nothing but cheese...Epoisses for lunch and dinner, preferably with some Burgundian man!

Carrie said...

LOVE the vid clip....that's priceless!!!!

as for memory, mine is just horrid these daze....but alas as long as we have our looks right?

ok so i have another 5 yrs...SHIT!

The Persian said...

How cute! I don't use any of those face creams either.

:)

Jess said...

Dull? Not at all! I think his face is lovely and very interesting! :)

t said...

I love cheese, too.
Not all cheeses, but most kinds.
And as indymtgpro77 said, too much of it will clog me up.
I think tubgirl could've used a nice big chunk of cheese, don't you?

I'm surprised you're so unpleasant first thing in the morning. You don't look like you would be. But my brother was like that growing up and his wife says he still is. Although he's older than me, he was the last to move out. And our father liked to talk first thing in the morning, so those two used to get in some dandy ones some mornings!

Freak Magnet said...

You guys make a cute couple. I'm sure you're sick of hearing that.

Donna said...

We who love "Torn" live a more fun life because he's in it. That said Mr. Torn has poured ice on me in the shower, pushed me off the bed, taken pictures of me with half curly hair and half straight hair, and numerous other small indignities. I think we had to have an intervention once to get him to stop torturing "the little clique".
Now that some years have passed I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say he can come torture us any time he wants!
xx
d

mainja said...

why did i click? why why why!!!! ahh!

sirbarrett said...

Watch out! Hopefully you don't get cut on Serge's face after he puts on that anti-dulling cream.