Monday, May 15, 2006

Spot the lie

1. I once broke both front teeth in a skateboarding accident.

2. I once had a job as a staple remover.

3. I've been to the country of Andorra.

4. I've milked a goat.

5. I've seen live siamese twins. (I mean conjoined, siamese is pejorative apparently)


* Answers coming up tomorrow, leave your guess in the comments. There are four truths and one falsehood.

31 comments:

CoffeeDog said...

You've never been to Andorra

Snooze said...

I think you didn't break your front teeth (but I am useless at this game)

Kevin said...

I'll go with #4 because it seems like the most possible option, and those are the ones that are always fake.

Pete Mitchell said...

It's gotta be the skateboard one. Not because it's the least obscure. But because of the whole auto-fellatio thing. If you can do THAT, then breaking your two front teeth would just be the icing on the cake and you would never have had them fixed. Especially when you consider the angle of .... well, form the picture in your own mind. Judging by your photos and vids, you still have them. So it's gotta be the skateboard one. Definitely the skateboard one. I'll bet a dollar on the skateboard one.

Spider said...

My money is on the goat...

Bob said...

I'll go with your having seen the conjoined twins. Not! Too rare! It's estimated there are worldwide only 4 or 5 sets of teenage or adult twins alive today.

Adam said...

I heart this game so much!

I don't think that you have been to Andorra. Its the most banal of all the options so you must have not done that one. Thats just my logic anyway.

Steven said...

I'd say milking the goat, since the other ones sound kinda normal.

Chunks said...

I'm saying staple remover...is there even such a job? That would be like stamp licker or something, so that is my pick.

I always get these wrong...

Kalvin said...

My vote is for number one too. It just seems so normal, and it seems to be the which one of these is not like the other.

_Psycho said...

#1 here, I smeel lie there ;)

dirk.mancuso said...

Number 5.

toobusyliving said...

I'm thinking that the milking of the goat happened in Andorra...Humm..

I'm guessing #1 is a lie. Kind of a risky answer, being from California and all, but I've got a "feeling!"

Cincy Diva said...

I am going with staple remover. That's my job and I don't even like to admit it

Cincy Diva said...

I am going with staple remover. That's my job and I don't even like to admit it

St. Dickeybird said...

I'm guessing you haven't milked a goat. Although a video of that could be hot...
;)

GayProf said...

Oooh -- Tough. I would say #1. You have never made mention of skateboarding in the blog. Really, though, I could see any of those as true and any of them as a lie. Good show.

Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

I can see you in all these except #1. And that's just cuz I don't like to see anyone hurt. I'll vote #2, just because I don't think anyone else is.
Daniel

Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

yeah, the thing with the goat. do you have pics?

Jason said...

You weren't a staple remover.

I however have milked many goats.

Carrie said...

#1, you didn't break your front teeth because you never skateboarded...am I right? huh! huh?! i'll wait til 2morrow for the answers.

nongirlfriend said...

I know you milked a goat. I saw the photos once.

Miss me?

Freak Magnet said...

I vote 2. I'm not saying a job like that exists, but if it were ME working a job like that, I'd shoot myself. With something bigger than a stapler. Because I'd have to pull the staple out afterward. And that would suck.

Em said...

What? You have seen conjoined twins and you never told me? God! You think you know a guy... you think you have some sort of close relationship and then you discover some glaring omission in your dossier!

Nice.

The Persian said...

I'll go with the skateboarding accident.

Anonymous said...

You have never been to Andorra.

dawn said...

Oh, god, I hope it's not #2, cause that it awesome.

I'm going with #1. Based on a previous post, I'd assume you were too busy INSIDE your house to be bothering with silly things like skateboarding.

S. said...

Oh geeze... I loved to put these out but suck at playing my own game. i am going to guess...#5 because it just seems way too rare. (which is probably WHY it is true and I am wrong).

t said...

I'll say you've never seen siamese/conjoined twins.

Don't anyone else pick this, as I'm never right. Other contestants, think of it this way:
I've just narrowed the list down to 4 for you!

Manic Mom said...

How faithful am I. I have the answers right above me and I'm not even gonna cheat.

I'm guessing the staple thingy is false.

Now, I'll go and check!

I kinda hope you've seen Siamese twins so you can tell us about them.

Patricia said...

ok i know i'm late to the game but too bad. i suck at this game but i'm choosing the teeth. your smile is so beautiful, it doesn't begin to look repaired.

by the way, i'm terribly proud of myself for not just scrolling up and cheating. that's gotta count for extra credit.