Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Tis the season

It's pretty cold here. In fact, there's snow falling outside as I type. It was so chilly yesterday morning that I got out the scarf and gloves finally. I hate getting them out because it's like admitting that winter is really here. Time to face facts, it's here. Anyway, yesterday afternoon I ducked into the bathroom before one of my lessons and sidled up to the urinal. As I was running through in my head what I was going to do in the class, I let fly with the yellow. Something wasn't right. Shit! I'm not used to the scarf yet, and it was hanging down getting sprayed and ricocheting the pee all over my pants. I cleaned up as best I could, but it still looked like someone threw a water balloon at me. Winter complicates everything, sigh.

21 comments:

Paul said...

Splashback.

It's a bummer, but who has experienced it?

Snooze said...

The perils of scarves. That's a new one for me to hear though.

Lemuel said...

I hate when that happens! :)

Ed said...

First it was about Poop and now golden showers. What will you be into next? hahaha.
We are expecting snow Friday morning. Damn, it is too early. A little global warming could be good in the Winter. Am I wrong?

Dantallion said...

"I let fly with the yellow"

LOL

You have more creative ways to describe bodily function than anyone I've ever known.

Patricia said...

uhmmm just another reason to be glad i'm a girl. dang. in the words of elaine from seinfeld, i don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Polt said...

Hehehehehe, I have NEVER in my life heard of someone having so many issues and stories involved in getting rid of waste. :)

Sad for you, but I enjoy them. :)

HUGS...

Cooper said...

Another sticky, golden day in the life and trials of Torn's winter. You're wonderful. Don't ever change!

RoxRocks said...

Urinals aren't the only things you can dip your scarf into! It happens to the ladies too, dude! Ever sit down to pee at the mall and the entire fringe part of your scarf is dipped? Oy! The solution? The tube scarf. It's a tube that you just wear around your neck. No hangy down things. It's actually called a neckwarmer, I think. Anyway, that is the solution. However, what would you blog about if these things didn't happen to you? LOL

em said...

want waaah. (The noise of sadness.)

Lewis said...

Hehehe.....now, are you sure you weren't at the Golden Shower Saloon for Fetishly Impoverished Perverts with Scarves?

Adam said...

That is so my worst nightmare. I'm OCD when I have winter accessories and I'm peeing.

Frank said...

I love scarves. Suggestion: next time flip the ends to your back ;-)

GayProf said...

I have been kind of a wimp about the cold this year. Luckily, though, it has not involved any pee mishaps -- so far.

Steven said...

Where's that bottle of cologne when you need it? Sit next time. Just make sure it hangs loose and points downward.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Tragic, just tragic.

Although as it's 88 degrees here, I'm a little envious.

Say, don't you have a question, TW?

Mark in DE said...

Oh god, I HATE IT when that happens. I've had similar experiences and they can be so embarrassing. Maybe I'll post my infamous Christmas party story.

Mark

Java said...

High today here in the dry dusty South was 78F. And yes, I'm complaining. Don't think I want as much cold as Canada hands out, but the sorry excuse for winter 'round here just burns me up. (OK, bad pun. Sorry (not))

Truthspew said...

We had snow showers this morning but no accumulation.

Last night it was cold enough though that I had to don leather jacket, leather gloves and the leather cap. Can you tell I like leather?

In my opinion when you want protection from the elements, the hide of a dead cow is ultimate.

David said...

Have you ever had a bowel movement that you didn't blog about?

bardelf said...

Traveling down the Interstate recently, I stopped to pee at a rest stop. Inside I noticed an old man standing almost underneath the blow dryer for a very long time. Seems the poor soul had peed on his pants and was trying to dry them off before going back into the public eye.