Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Tis the season
It's pretty cold here. In fact, there's snow falling outside as I type. It was so chilly yesterday morning that I got out the scarf and gloves finally. I hate getting them out because it's like admitting that winter is really here. Time to face facts, it's here. Anyway, yesterday afternoon I ducked into the bathroom before one of my lessons and sidled up to the urinal. As I was running through in my head what I was going to do in the class, I let fly with the yellow. Something wasn't right. Shit! I'm not used to the scarf yet, and it was hanging down getting sprayed and ricocheting the pee all over my pants. I cleaned up as best I could, but it still looked like someone threw a water balloon at me. Winter complicates everything, sigh.
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Splashback.
It's a bummer, but who has experienced it?
The perils of scarves. That's a new one for me to hear though.
I hate when that happens! :)
First it was about Poop and now golden showers. What will you be into next? hahaha.
We are expecting snow Friday morning. Damn, it is too early. A little global warming could be good in the Winter. Am I wrong?
"I let fly with the yellow"
LOL
You have more creative ways to describe bodily function than anyone I've ever known.
uhmmm just another reason to be glad i'm a girl. dang. in the words of elaine from seinfeld, i don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Hehehehehe, I have NEVER in my life heard of someone having so many issues and stories involved in getting rid of waste. :)
Sad for you, but I enjoy them. :)
HUGS...
Another sticky, golden day in the life and trials of Torn's winter. You're wonderful. Don't ever change!
Urinals aren't the only things you can dip your scarf into! It happens to the ladies too, dude! Ever sit down to pee at the mall and the entire fringe part of your scarf is dipped? Oy! The solution? The tube scarf. It's a tube that you just wear around your neck. No hangy down things. It's actually called a neckwarmer, I think. Anyway, that is the solution. However, what would you blog about if these things didn't happen to you? LOL
want waaah. (The noise of sadness.)
Hehehe.....now, are you sure you weren't at the Golden Shower Saloon for Fetishly Impoverished Perverts with Scarves?
That is so my worst nightmare. I'm OCD when I have winter accessories and I'm peeing.
I love scarves. Suggestion: next time flip the ends to your back ;-)
I have been kind of a wimp about the cold this year. Luckily, though, it has not involved any pee mishaps -- so far.
Where's that bottle of cologne when you need it? Sit next time. Just make sure it hangs loose and points downward.
Tragic, just tragic.
Although as it's 88 degrees here, I'm a little envious.
Say, don't you have a question, TW?
Oh god, I HATE IT when that happens. I've had similar experiences and they can be so embarrassing. Maybe I'll post my infamous Christmas party story.
Mark
High today here in the dry dusty South was 78F. And yes, I'm complaining. Don't think I want as much cold as Canada hands out, but the sorry excuse for winter 'round here just burns me up. (OK, bad pun. Sorry (not))
We had snow showers this morning but no accumulation.
Last night it was cold enough though that I had to don leather jacket, leather gloves and the leather cap. Can you tell I like leather?
In my opinion when you want protection from the elements, the hide of a dead cow is ultimate.
Have you ever had a bowel movement that you didn't blog about?
Traveling down the Interstate recently, I stopped to pee at a rest stop. Inside I noticed an old man standing almost underneath the blow dryer for a very long time. Seems the poor soul had peed on his pants and was trying to dry them off before going back into the public eye.
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