Thursday, April 06, 2006

HNT Crackin' it

I've noticed on Survivor that they are now blurring the top of the crack that is sometimes visible on guys wearing low-riding, surfer style bathing suits. I find it ridiculous that the current puritanical mania gripping America has led to a team of workers blurring the tops of buttcracks.

Ridiculous as in worthy of ridicule.

Personally, a little crack shot, while possibly offputting on an overweight plumber, is quite pleasant on the finely built Survivor contestants.

In fact, to prove that it's not all that unpleasant, I give you my crack for HNT.


Also, I don't know what "worksafe" means.


If you are hesitatant (mom?) scroll no further.







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34 comments:

Snooze said...

Very nice. Very, very nice.

nongirlfriend said...

Nice crack.

HNB said...

Toot sweet baby.

Just keep sliding those on down...

Sunny Delight said...

Mmmm that arm, back, and crack....very nice! HHNT!

Chelle said...

ohhhhhhhh nice......err....crack!! hehe (Bet the rest looks cute too..hehe)

HHNT :)

Anonymous said...

Ooh la la...I love HNT!!

Jane

toobusyliving said...

How could thatbe the same crack that spends it's days eating suger all day in sugar shacks?

St. Dickeybird said...

Nice knickers darlin!

Rebekah said...

um... how do I respond to that? All that comes to mind are inappropriate comments.

Hope you didn't have to get up and out so early today.

Goose and Gander said...

hey, another butt show-er. excellent. let's start a club.
[gander]

Jason said...

Nice. Still trying to get over the pork tenderloin one.

lime said...

well your crack is pretty damn nice! happy HNT!

Kevin said...

Aaaah! My wholesome, virginal eyes! If only that had been blurred out, I wouldn't have been so quickly led down the path of sin to meet the eternal fires of hell and damnation.

Eh. I'll get over it.

teh l4m3 said...

delish.

Steven said...

They blur out buttcrack on TV?

Thankfully, they don't bother with blogs.

Suze said...

Nice ass, can I give it a little smack?

Happy HNT ;)

_Psycho said...

Hey you need to be on your knees under the "sink" with some tools next time ;)

Chunks said...

I was thinking to myself "I wonder what Tornwordo posted about today?" then I remembered it was HNT...

Love the camera technique! Nice crack too!

madamerouge said...

And again I'm with _psycho... that's one crack I wouldn't mind being presented from underneath the kitchen sink. (_psycho: imagine it with a tool belt!)

GayProf said...

I’ll echo the other commentators by noting that you have a nice bum.

I also never understood the anti-ass agenda of the Religious Right.

Crimson said...

Yes, very nice crack :) HHNT!

Polt said...

Nice photo. Only thing that could improve on it would be to have the same photo with the shorts around your ankles. :)

Happy HNT

Em said...

snort.

Hey, Dwayne.

Em said...

Also that angle makes you look tall. And is that a patch I see?

Sandouri Dean Bey said...

nice. what's the other camera for?

S. said...

I did a crack shot a while back. It is one of my favs! HOT! HHNT

epicurist said...

nice junk, man! I am definitely going to do those squats you told me to do...hopefully, my ass will get as bubbly as yours. ;-p

Spider said...

DAMN - that is HOT! VERY HOT!

t said...

Ah-HA!
So if they're blurring out upper butt cracks for TV, who'd they hire to do the blurring? Huh?

Must be some sinners, right?

Shame on the network for hiring sinners.
OK...Maybe when they did the blurring they closed their eyes.

Butchieboy said...

I feel dirty just being here.

toobusyliving said...

Thanks to Butchie, you're tagged again.

Carrie said...

totally cute butt!

Godwhacker said...

Way too sexy.

Lyvvie said...

I know I'm supposed to be looking at the crack, but my eye is drawn to the muscle cut on your arm. Very nice.

you have really nice skin, too. I should get back into HNT.