Friday, April 28, 2006

Snippets

* The more pronounced the strut, the higher the level of insecurity.

* There are worse odors than cigarette smoke. Patchouli, or asshole for example.

* I think history will look back on our time as an era of shortsightedness, or worse, as a time of unmitigated greed.

* I have several hobbies, but as soon as you want to pay me for doing one, I don't want to do it anymore.

* I can handle the hardware shop. Home Depot overwhelms me.

* I'm much better at "thinking about it" than "doing it".

* The sky is the canvas, the clouds the paint, and the wind the artist.

* Insomnia kills creativity.

* One of my students who hails from France referred to himself as a "Europeener" and now I will never be able to hear the word European without thinking of this.

* Some of you know about this, others don't. Tampon bowling.

17 comments:

Snooze said...

So in agreement about Home Depot (not to mention that the huge stores and parking lots are a blight on our landscape), and how history will judge us. I was scared to click on the link after 'ratemypoo' [which was vile], but tampon bowling was fun!

Kevin said...

I have a damn good strut.

And a lot of insecurities.


Damn you for being right. :)

_Psycho said...

* I have several hobbies, but as soon as you want to pay me for doing one, I don't want to do it anymore.

Can I pay you to blog daily ? =P

Dantallion said...

I think history will look back on our time as an era of decadence and (to your point) greed.

And yes, there are worse odors than cigarette. But not many people come into the office from their break stinking of 'ass' for everyone to smell. At least I hope not.

toobusyliving said...

I don't strut, and am suspicious of people that do.

nongirlfriend said...

Great, now another use for a thing I hate! Tampon bowling!

Knottyboy said...

I nearly pissed myself laughing just on the second tidbit of information. Patchouli or asshole, what if you put patchouli on your asshole...is that a new sin that has gone undiscovered?

Sleep deprivation is a devil for sure.

Tampon bowling? Christ almighty! I have a friend that wanted to invent the tampen. A tampon with a string to pull to release the pen down, of course the ink would be red.
kb

epicurist said...

"The sky is the canvas, the clouds the paint, and the wind the artist." That was very poetic. :)

St. Dickeybird said...

My strut may be more of a swishy swagger, but I can't think of any insecurities.
Other than that, I'm with you!

And my office now thinks I'm a dirty perv for getting everyone to play Tampon Bowling.

mainja said...

i'm afraid to click on tampon bowling at work...

Chunks said...

I'll go to Home Depot with you...I love hardware stores!

I am the same way about my hobbies, I like them to be fun, not work.

You forgot fresh dog shit, that "ranks" right up there in the malodorous ciggiebutt/patchouli/asshole file.

I love your snippets!

Em said...

I'm wearing patchouli daily while camping this summer. I think it adds to the whole Big Sur experience. We already know I'm evil.

Also, do we ever get a weather post again? (She whines.)

Rebekah said...

patchouli... ick.

One of my all time least favorite scents. It reminds me of unwashed hair and excess body oils.

Dog poop doesn't bother me so much.

And the tampon bowling? I'll open that link after I leave work today.

teh l4m3 said...

I don't know... I've smelled some pretty fine assholes in my short life. Licked 'em, too.

Cincy Diva said...

I firmly believe that patchouli and asshole are the same odor..only the asshole has been washed

Freak Magnet said...

Jeez - I suck at tampon bowling just as much as I suck at the real thing. How depressing.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Always a fan of the snippets.