Monday, September 04, 2006

Bizarro

(I decided that it would be more prudent to repost this once we are disentangled with this person. I'll put this post back up in thirty days.)

18 comments:

CoffeeDog said...

"There but for the grace of god go they"

Good one! You should have had your phone on and filmed a vid of this. Pot, I am sooo out of that loop I don't really have any sources for it anymore, sadly.

Chunks said...

Sounds like you bought more than just a house! Yowch!

A married, gay pornstar, pothead with misbehaving pups. Nuts.

Jerzyguy said...

Ok, I could take the pot thing, and MAYBE even the dogs, but the drool... YECH!!

Anyway, just a quick question. I thought you guys closed on the house? If so why are they still there? Here in NJ (the ARMPIT of the nation), when you close on a house, you had to have moved out before the signing and then you turn over the keys to the new owners. IF they stay for a day or 2 you have them sign a non-liability waiver and also get a damage deposit.

I know that because when I bought my last house, the previous owners needed to stay another 3 days and my realtor advised me to get the damage depsoit and waiver. It's a good thing because when I went to inspect the house when they moved out, there were a few holes in the walls that weren't there the day of closing.

Anyway... I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!

nongirlfriend said...

Yep, that Life in the Fast Lane shit catches up with you.

As they say, time marches on. It's marching pretty quickly over their faces.

mainja said...

jerzyguy - here you sign the closing, but the closing can be months away. when we sold our last house we signed everything and lived there for another 3 months because the people buying wanted a 'long closing'. but when you sign you stipulate stuff in the contract, so you can't trash the place. also, often in the contract are a couple of visits for the buyers to do stuff like measure etc.

torn - there was a show about people in the porn business and most of it was montreal people, and one was this french couple, he was a gay porn star, his wife was his manager. i wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't that unusual for men in porn to be bi, and for women in porn to be bi.

Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

I'm told that a lot of porn guys do gay because the money's so much better. As usual, we gays lead the way. I thought you were calling it a porn star house because it had shag carpet or something. I must have missed an earlier post or something.
Did you ever see the movie America's Sweethearts? There's this gay Doberman that terrorizes Billy Crystal into letting the dog lick him down "there", very vigorously indeed. It's a hoot. They must have put raw steak in his shorts. Oh, and maybe you could consider having the house excorcised before move in. I know this Korean Shaman who does good work.

Doug said...

I think you mentioned previously that it will take a while to fix up the place. Now I understand why.

Does the place have a "greenhouse?" Oh, I guess not if the wife was buying from a dealer.

Talk about a twilight-zone sort of day.

Ed said...

Were the dogs named Mary and Jane? As soon as they leave I would inspect the house throughly. It would be a shame to get caught with stuff they left behind. I hear rumors that most Gay stars are really straight. Next time you visit them bring chocolate bars and they will not talk so much.

St. Dickeybird said...

Well, at least you can say you visited a gay porn star and left with drool-coverd pants!
:)

GayProf said...

I can't believe you spent all of that time there and they didn't offer you a drag of their joints. Clearly they did not go to Miss MaryBell's School of Hostessing.

One also has to wonder if they had a kilo already and needed to buy more, just how much are they smoking per day? Then again, I imagine being a porn star doesn't require a great deal of heavy thinking.

Still, it's great that you are moving closer to the actual move-in time. Plus, how many of us can say we spent an afternoon with a gay pornstar, his wife, and two drooling boxers? That’s a story you will tell later generations of Wordos!

Freak Magnet said...

Are they going to be your tenants? If so, aren't you concerned about losing the house if drugs are found by the police? That can happen here in the states. I would be very freaked out.

Then again, I am very freaked out by just about everything.

mdkims said...

i have always wondered what makes one turn into a porn star ... not that i am a moralist but truly ... it is either guts or madness or both ... of course, this does not do much for me because in kenya all yag(read it backwards ... it is our secret password here) people are taken to be libertines ... i face the full brunt of it being one myself

The Persian said...

That's only because you both look like you are in your 20's. Some older people are not as fortunate.

:)

Enemy of the Republic said...

I have a friend--we both led that life while we were still teens (I was too much of a prude for the porn) but much associated with the lifestyle came along. I cleaned up my act, went to college and can't say I was an angel, but didn't go that deep again (except a few times pre-marriage). So I know what you mean about how it ages a person--my friend and I are the same age--months apart, but you wouldn't know it. In her case, she just couldn't resist the money, and she didn't have my hangups or strange esoteric beliefs in a higher purpose which are repeatedly challenged. I used to envy her. Now I just love her. So your story touched me.

teh l4m3 said...

Yes, but is he hot? Come on, you can link to a review of one of his videos, can you not? ;)

Lemuel said...

I guess I missed something. So does this mean I have to keep reading your blog for thirty MORE days, Torn?! Damn! :)

Ed said...

For those who missed the Bizarro Blog, it is worth waiting for. It had Drugs, Dogs, Drooling and Debauchery.

Kalvin said...

I'm so disappointed to have missed it. SOB.