Sunday, September 03, 2006

Opening the box



And to think I thought my problem was on the outside. Silly me.

21 comments:

Lemuel said...

Will be seeing you (and the vid) on the new Prep H ad campaign?

The best part was the "For Once in your Life" tribute and the giggles from you and spouse when you opened the box and found the "applicator".

Seriously, I hope your discomfort passes quickly and that you are never more afflicted by this scourge of mankind.

Ed said...

Wouldn't it be better if the applicator was larger? Who did Spouse say was opening the box? Oops, I guess Tornwordo is not your real name, surprise! I love Spouses accent. May I be so bold as to suggest a way to get the Preparation H inside? Spouse has a built in applicator if you will. Just coat it with the stuff and slide it in a short way problem solved no applicator to clean except spouse may need to soap and clean his applicator. So much fun, the singing was sweet. You both are so lucky to have each other. I'm going to watch it again. lmfao,thanks.

JoeL said...

LOL

I laught just seeing the title and that there was a movie!?

Are you really serious?!
You never saw nor used that before?!

And ED if you suffered, that applicator is the biggest thing you'll let in there!?

Torn, do something about it before it's to late!? I'm sure it ain't comfy!?

Try to have fun!?

I'm still doin' great!?

J

Rick Bettencourt said...

Popped on over here from Spider's blog. Like what I see so far. I'm definitely coming back to read more...interested in your new real estate purchase and your teaching adventures.

Rick

Spider said...

I just want to know what you will be singing when you sctually use the applicator... way to funny Tornwordo...

Signalite said...

Truly, always the most enlightening experiences around here.

Naked Boy said...

I bought it once to use around my eyes, supposedly it get rid of the puffiness.

It was for a first date and it must have worked because we are still together over a year later. I can only imagine what it does "down below" if it did this when used on my eyes! :)

Doug said...

Funny, but following Ed's line of thinking, the "applicator" looks suspicously familiar, just miniaturized. I wonder why they don't put a picture of the "applicator" on the outside of the box. Sales might increase if they did.

I kinda like the sound of that word. "Applicator" *giggle*

"Applicator"

I write software applications for a living. Does that make me an "applicator?"

Chunks said...

You two are nuts!!! I love it, don't ever change!

Isn't it funny how the french language can make things sound lovely? Preparation H sounds way nicer in French. Maybe it is the softness of the French H.

Put in the applicator and get some relief already!!

Kalvin said...

I'm so happy you put up this video. It really brightened my morning. I suppose the applicator just looks like a suppository. And you know, I guess it could be worse. I had a professor in college with spastic colon, and he would just stop lecture and run out of class real fast every now and then. Classic.

Ed said...

I suffer with a painful rectal itch myself and have tried Preparation H without much relief.

Joel, it does feel better to put something larger in there!

Vaseline doesn't help but rubbing alcohol does. It burns like Hell for about 15 seconds then relief, but only applied to the outer area and not inside. TMI.

I guess the video was made outside. Could we maybe next time see the Pot and Tomatoes and the brown stick if it is still there?

GayProf said...

I don’t think I have anything witty to say about that. I had no idea, though, that the applicator had holes (I have never needed said product). Huh – You learn something new everyday.

teh l4m3 said...

The itching... The burning... Of GAY ANUS!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

nongirlfriend said...

You two are too funny! I love it!

Stink Foot said...

I think you should let yourself be filmed (just your facial expressions) when applying the goo!

Rebekah said...

You're right about cleaning out the "little bits."

I tell you, that applicator is impossible to clean.

Funny video.

dawn said...

Oh this was lovely. I see infomercials in your future. You might need to get a camera man who understands the zoom button though...

Have fun with the applicator.

The Persian said...

You are so damn cute, I was waiting for you to apply it to affected area :)

CLL Canuck said...

Been there done that. Also had to deal with nitroglycerine - not good at all. My favorite was having to use this stuff called 'proctofoam'. $75 silly string for your ass. Comes with a fun syringe applicator. Because of the mechanics of filling the syringe with contents under pressure, I've had the plunger blow off the syringe and there was my $75 medicated foam all over me, the counter and the walls. Good, good times....

David said...

We always assume the problem is on the outside, don't we? But the truth is that it always originates from the inside. Life lessons through over the counter pharmaceuticals.

Steven said...

"Uh, this has holes in it. I don't get it."

The package does come with instructions.

Unfortunately, it doesn't include pictograms (for obvious reasons).