Anyone can Roast Beef. (I know, I know, I'm always telling the same damn jokes.)
Bush addressed the nation last night. Did you see it? See how he continues to insist on pronouncing it nukular? He's been doing that for what, 6 years now? I half expected him to say "amotic" too. As usual, I hurled balled up papers at the screen. As he babbled on about the "necessity" for war in Iraq, you know, to render the world "safer", I couldn't stop remembering his reaction to events five years ago, and his subsequent insistence on invading a country based on information he knew to be untrue.
And I felt rage at my countrymen with their heads up their asses for putting him in power.
Just look at him! Does he inspire confidence and trust? He looks like a bumbling buffoon to me.
(This is what happens when you're tired of being tired and the muse is on sabbatical.)