I told serge about the reaction to my tooth-to-toenail grooming and he said, "Can you still do that?" Then I demonstrated as he said, "God! You are not human!" He couldn't understand how I could be so flexible. Two words - tall and skinny. Anyway, because I was so amused and I just know this will drive Dirk insane, here's the proof. Yes, it is MY foot and not spouse's. (His are more stumpy, hairless and in my opinion beautiful. Except for his nails which he will let grow out way beyond the end of the toe. This kind of creeps me out.) I probably should have saved this for HNT, but I've got nothing else today.
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Rubberband man
I told serge about the reaction to my tooth-to-toenail grooming and he said, "Can you still do that?" Then I demonstrated as he said, "God! You are not human!" He couldn't understand how I could be so flexible. Two words - tall and skinny. Anyway, because I was so amused and I just know this will drive Dirk insane, here's the proof. Yes, it is MY foot and not spouse's. (His are more stumpy, hairless and in my opinion beautiful. Except for his nails which he will let grow out way beyond the end of the toe. This kind of creeps me out.) I probably should have saved this for HNT, but I've got nothing else today.
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amazing, you can work in a circus.
I used to bite my toenails when I was a kid. I just tried to put my foot near my mouth when I saw this picture, no luck! On another note, there are guys out there that can give themselves blow jobs. That tops the foot thing!
Courageux. Tu fais un élagage des lecteurs ces derniers temps.
Tall and skinny rocks! I took my first yoga class this past spring in Florida and the teacher was amazed at how limber I was and it had nothing to do with anything other than being tall and skinny!! I haven't tried grooming my toenails with my teeth though and don't think I will but it's good to know in case I'm stuck on a deserted island wearing open-toed sandals without clippers. Ha!!
That really is amazing. And a little disgusting. "Because I can" is sometimes not a compelling reason to do something.
"there are guys out there that can give themselves blow jobs. That tops the foot thing!"
Coffeedog? I think if you search through the posts... Torn has posted about that very thing.
Oh man Torn, that just looks obscene. Can't wait until someone says you look... you know...
I'm awfully afraid that you've turned me on 100%. I've got goosebumps and chills. How did you know that I'm way down for a hot man with great feet?
You look hot!
(I had to.)
I know what you will be eating next time you are trapped in a snowstorm. Ewww
Cool new profile pic? I don't think I'll be able to get rid of that image all day ... and I like nice feet on a man.
And nobody has commented yet on how wide you can open your mouth...
You know, it's not everyone who can pull that look off.
Show off!
My guy would fall IN LOVE if I were that flexible.
I love the pic!
I used to be able to put both legs behind my head. One day, I tried showing off this skill at work. I got stuck.
I look forward to more RM pics. Can you write with your toes, btw?
I think many of your readers would have preferred the auto-fellatio picture.
I can still put my foot in my mouth too, I just checked.
Good LORD you're flexible...
I used to be able to do that but pregnancy ruined my hips. I'm a good six inches off target. However, you've given me motivation to prove that skinny has nothing to do with this maneuver (Give me a few weeks of stretching and yoga, I'll get those babies in my mouth). Actually, considering the minute Chinese acrobats, neither does being tall.
Dirk Mancuso + today's pic = irrevocably traumatized 'mo.
Thanks heaps, Torn. If you need anything, I'll be in the corner, curled up in the fetal position.
what is that image of a building, pinned in the wall in the back?
Hmmm... the flexibility is awe inspiring of a few things I shouldn't be thinking about with a married man!!
-C
this is disgusting and yet amazing at the same time.
I dont really have anything more to say about it....which is kinda strange in and of itself.
have you left me speechless?
HUGS...
Toes can do ... the eyes really got me though. What other nethers can you get in your mouth, are there pix, and can we see'em? Soon?
You're such a sensualist! It all tastes particularly good after a hike, nu?
Dare I ask if your flexibility allows you to bend over far enough to put any other appendage into your mouth? LOL!!!
Mark :-)
While tall, and a bit skinny, I could never do that. And now, I have a bad knee and can't even sit cross-legged anymore.
Jebus, that makes me feel old.
omg - I finally figured out what this photo reminds me of... Goya's painting of Saturn eating his children.
http://www.itech.pjc.edu/cschuler/clt1500/review/goyasaturn.html
I LOVE that painting.
oh. my. god.
You win. Whatever the contest was-- you win.
Speaking for myself, I can say one doesn't even have to be that tall.
I like the fact that my word verification is 'eekpd'.
BTW, short and skinny people can do that, too.
Just so you know.
We can also flip our legs behind our head (at least I can).
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