Memesday (clever eh?)

Everyone else did this, so I'll play too.

1.Taken a picture completely naked?
This is a confusing question, does it mean I'm holding the camera while naked or does it mean the camera is aimed at a naked me? I guess I'd have to answer yes to both meanings.

2.Made out with a friend from MySpace/Facebook?
No and how many francophones would understand this question?

3.Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Yes, but only to make myself laugh.

4. Told a lie?
Does it count if you believe the lie yourself?

5.Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Of course, that's one of God's biggest jokes on us.

6. Been arrested?
No. Though I've done plenty of things to warrant it.

7. Made out with someone of the same sex?
God, made out sounds so high school. Even "mack" would be better. And duh, look who I married.

8. Seen someone die?
Not the moment the body died, but all the dying leading up to the death, yes.

9.Slept in until 5 P.M.?
Probably, though I don't recall those hazy druggy days.

10. Had sex at work?
No. Unless with oneself counts.

11. Fallen asleep at work/school?
No, I can only sleep on my stomach lying down.

12. Held a snake?
Yes.

13. Ran a red light?
Yes. Even intentionally once or twice.

14. Been suspended from school?
Yes, for damaging school property. My friend and I decided to whittle away at a wooden support post. Had no idea we would get into trouble.

15. Wrecked your car in an accident?
Yes, and I wrecked my boss' car once too.

16. Pole danced?
No, how tacky.

17. Smoked?
I wish I could say no.

18. Been fired from a job?
Yes, for not recognizing the president of the company (I had never seen him and had only worked two weeks there) and asking him to wait five minutes for a table.

19. Sang karaoke?
Yes. But never by choice. I always had to get the employee Christmas party karaoke going by making a fool of my managerial self.

20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Oh sure, but I let myself off the hook easily.

21. Laughed until a drink came out of your nose?
Yes, and it isn't pleasant.

22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes, but not until I was well into my 30s.

23. Kissed in the rain?
I don't recall but most likely yes.

24. Sang in the shower?
Yes, I sang you my shower song yesterday.

25. Given your private parts a nickname?
No, but my parents did when I was a kid. Sometimes I still think of it as my doodle.

26. Ever gone out without underwear?
If at all possible, I will skip underwear.

27. Sat on a rooftop?
Yes, many times. The view is much better up there.

28. Broken a bone?
Apparently when I was a baby, but I don't recall it.

29. Mooned/flashed someone?
Out a car window, in high school.

30. Shaved your head?
No, I've got scars up there.

31. Slept naked?
Every night.

32. Played a prank on someone?
Yes, my favorite is the whipped cream in the receiver of a telephone with a hold button. Hey "target", there's a call for you on line 2.

33. Had a gym membership?
Yes, I had a lifetime membership for Bally's but gave it up when I moved up here. It was only $35 a year.

34. Felt like killing someone?
No. Maybe in my youth I wished death on someone, but never felt like actually doing it.

35. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes, and it makes me feel like a monster.

36. Cried over someone you were in love with?
Oh gosh yes. Ugh.

37. Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
No, eight is the max.

38. Had Mexican Jumping Beans for pets?
Yes. I probably still have some somewhere. Dead now of course.

39. Been in a band?
No, except the impromptu ones with family and friends.

40. Subscribed to Maxim?
Ewww.

41. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
I'm sure I've had over 10 drinks a few times. Shots are white-trashy.

42. Shot a gun?
Yes. But never at an animal.

43. Had sex today?
C'mon, I just woke up.

44. Played strip poker?
Yes. It's some kind of rite of passage isn't it?

45. Tripped on mushrooms?
Yes, and every time was fascinating.

46. Donated blood?
Regularly until I was forbidden for life. (As are all practicing homosexual males.)

47. Video-taped yourself having sex?
Yes, and then a few years after, spouse accidentally taped an episode of The Simpsons over it.

48. Eaten alligator meat?
No, but I'm curious.

49. Eaten frog legs?
Yes. Kinda like chicken.

50. Ever jump out of an airplane?
No but it's on my list. I have bungee jumped though.

51. Have you been to more than 10 countries?
Yes.

52. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
I don't think so. Once you're a friend, I don't think of you that way.

This thing took too long. I'd like to make a rule. Memes should be limited to 10 items.