Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Another meme

“Adult Questions - Don’t Be a Pussy” meme. Got this via Rox. I’m not going to tag anyone on this, but feel free to steal it and provide your own answers.

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Never say never, right?

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
We're getting sex so much that we're choosy about the time? Really, any time will do for me.

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Once when my friend's dog Buddha sharted in the car and the stench swirled around me.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Does strip poker count?

5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Shower. Bath water is dirty.

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Six of one, half dozen of the other.

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Several someones, even if we haven't met.

8. Love or Money?
I can't decide. I'll take both.

9. Credit cards or cash?
Cash. You automatically spend less that way.

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
It seems like I've always had two or three, so I've never been in want.

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
Camping. I feel ashamed in a five star hotel. (And a little ashamed of being ashamed. I should work on this.)

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On top of a rock on top of a hill in Joshua Tree National Park. (With spouse.)

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
How much will you give me? A friend once did this and he had the most uncomfortable rash all over from it. I stuck that in the "never forget" file.

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. But never one with stripping girls.

15. Ever been to a bar?
Who is not going to answer this yes? Is this meme for high school kids?

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yes, I was under age.

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Um, no.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?

19. Had sex in a bathroom?

20. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, there is nothing erotic about work.

21. Ever been to an adult store?
Sure. But not in quite some time.

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Lube for sure.

23. Have you been caught having sex ?
I don't think so, if I was they didn't let on.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yes, I have naughty pics of me. I'm pretty sure at least one person on the blogroll does too. (And you better be the only one.)

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
No. But Snooze had the funniest answer to this.


Rick said...

Despite the high school undertones, I'm totally stealing this for Bandit Talks.


Anonymous said...

Someone has naughty pics of Torn? Share? J/K I really like some of the folks I've never met except on the Blogs. Sex on a rock sounds a bit uncomfortable. ed

Doug said...

Re: #1 & #7: Woohoo! I have a chance!

Whoever has the naughty pics: I'll give you money.

Patricia said...

I love Joshua Tree National Park but my first thought was, beware the cacti!

I agree about work, I could never get worked up at the office.

Roxrocks said...

Sex on a Rock...sounds like a shooter.

Bathwater is dirty? I used to know this guy who felt that way too. Wouldn't wash his hair in the bath because it was the same water his ass was in.

The dog sharting made me gag a little too!

Greg said...

What a dirty little meme...fun, too!

A Lewis said...

So, exactly how wrong is it to answer damned near YES to every single thing....nearly? Life is short, time is of the essence. Live it happily and to the fullest! And, apparently, I have. Now, as for the naughty pics....JUST ASK. I'll send.

GayProf said...

Snooze did have the best answer for 25.

I suppose if you were Mormon, you might not have entered a bar. Then again, would a Mormon answer this type of meme?

David said...

Thanks for this, I am pressed for time today and this will make a great quickie post.

Of course, the image of you and spouse doing it in Joshua Tree National Monument is a bit distracting. That must have been totally hot.

Snooze said...

I love your answer to #2, and am amazed at your Joshua Tree answer. Nothing like the great outdoors!

And thanks for the shout out.

Anonymous said...

I think this whole naughty pic thing needs to be revisited...just so we're all clear about the nature of naughty.

travelling, but not in love said...

I love the answers and I'm SO stealing this. Beats the 'five best things you ever knitted' kind of memes....

Anonymous said...

Oh god, we are supposed to be knitting? when will some one send me a "How to be Gay" manual?