* I believe I have hurryitis. I've had it since I was a boy, wolfing down my food. "Taste your food!" my mother would
* Remember giggling at the word "masticate"?
* In Quebec the equivalent for the derogatory American English term "faggot" is "tapette", which literally means "flyswatter". Makes about as much sense as a bundle of sticks.
* Shouldn't exterior holiday lights be banned? I mean all we hear the rest of the year is about the importance of energy conservation.
* A friend of mind once told me that when your "gaydar" goes off, to be careful, as there is always a second possibility - German tourists.
* Always note wind direction and intensity before peeing outdoors.