Another half an hour sitting in front of this darn screen. When little transpires in life, there is little to report. I did wake up in the middle of the night to poo. This is highly unusual for me. It's also highly disconcerting to be forced awake by the fear of shitting the bed. I'm not mentioning any names but someone else in the bed has twice sullied the sheets over the years. Apparently, he wakes with more difficulty than I. It is a rude awakening, let me tell you, for the both of us.
Aren't you glad you came by for edification?
In other non-news, we have officially switched to the commercial toilet paper that pornstar left in the garage. As you'll recall, there are dozens of cases of these giant rolls.
No, it is in no way ideal. Still, at a penny a wipe, that shit adds up. (yuk yuk yuk)