There are so many things wrong with this advertising. First the location. I find it hard to believe they are going to get lots of customers here at the stock exchange building where they have put the posters. Secondly, although I get the "magnet" and "death" reference in the picture, at first glance, it looks like a giant pussy. Or butthole. Or something obscene. Thirdly, the concert was three weeks ago. And fourthly, hasn't Metallica retired yet? They must look awful haggard by now. (Which would explain their absence from the poster.)
At sometime in the past, I ridiculed Serge for thinking the butter could go bad. I had never seen it go bad, so I figured it was virtually unspoilable. As you can see from the video, I was dead wrong.
I've been circulating an article this week in my classes. It talks about how erections beget erections. That how often and how long you have erections makes a positive contribution to penis health. The adage "use it or lose it" definitely applies. They also say that in general masturbation doesn't count because it's over too quickly. And they somehow mention this girl Jenna Jameson (link NSFW) when mentioning that. Here's what's funny - I have no idea who this girl Jenna is, but EVERY SINGLE MALE I teach is familiar with her.
And just because, here's a quick clip of Sara attacking the vacuum. I really wanted to show you the strange howl she makes, but she didn't do it. And she's such a bitch too, watch what happens as soon as she sees me with the camera.
Have a great rest of the weekend y'all.