Sunday, September 28, 2008

Sunday musings with video!

There are so many things wrong with this advertising. First the location. I find it hard to believe they are going to get lots of customers here at the stock exchange building where they have put the posters. Secondly, although I get the "magnet" and "death" reference in the picture, at first glance, it looks like a giant pussy. Or butthole. Or something obscene. Thirdly, the concert was three weeks ago. And fourthly, hasn't Metallica retired yet? They must look awful haggard by now. (Which would explain their absence from the poster.)



At sometime in the past, I ridiculed Serge for thinking the butter could go bad. I had never seen it go bad, so I figured it was virtually unspoilable. As you can see from the video, I was dead wrong.

I've been circulating an article this week in my classes. It talks about how erections beget erections. That how often and how long you have erections makes a positive contribution to penis health. The adage "use it or lose it" definitely applies. They also say that in general masturbation doesn't count because it's over too quickly. And they somehow mention this girl Jenna Jameson (link NSFW) when mentioning that. Here's what's funny - I have no idea who this girl Jenna is, but EVERY SINGLE MALE I teach is familiar with her.

And just because, here's a quick clip of Sara attacking the vacuum. I really wanted to show you the strange howl she makes, but she didn't do it. And she's such a bitch too, watch what happens as soon as she sees me with the camera.



Have a great rest of the weekend y'all.

14 comments:

CoffeeDog said...

That vacuum is loud - I'd be howling if I were there right along with Sara

A Lewis said...

I can almost smell that poster from here. Eeeewwwww.

Mel said...

You know, I've only ever had butter go bad once, and it was Canadian butter. Maybe there's something to that.

And given that the poster was for Metallica, I'm kind of thinking the whole vag imagery was intentional. After all, isn't their primary target audience pent-up, horny straight boys?

David said...

Yeah, it seems more people (mostly straight teenage boys)know about Jenna Jameson than they should. But we rate porn stars higher than anything here in the States.

Polt said...

Sara's a camera-shy diva dog. Adorable as hell, but still. :)

HUGS...

Butch said...

She obviously, didn't want her picture taken playing with the vacuum cleaner. ( dogs of refinement just don't do those sort of things, at least not knowingly in front of a camera.);)

rubenh (thesocialreformer.com) said...

lol @ vag imagery

The Neighbors Will Hear said...

But what if you masturbate for an hour? Or two?

Snooze said...

that vid with Sarah is so adorable. I love the fact she walked away too once she saw you were filming. I'm with Butch that she felt her attacking the vacuum should not be seen! [I'm glad we saw it though]

Phronk said...

Yeah, what if you masturbate for a few hours at a time, every few hours? What if it's pretty much all you do? What if you cry while you're doing it?

Roxrocks said...

I love Serge's bathrobe! I love a white bathrobe! Hell, I'm wearing a white bathrobe too! I'm using too many exclamation points this early in the day.
Metallica is washed up. They've been reduced to doing cover songs. Seriously. Plus, I hate a band who doesn't embrace the internet. They might now but it's too late in my books.

Mark in DE said...

I believe butter will not spoil if refrigerated. I always throw it away if its set out (on a buffet table) for several hours.

My dog is afraid of the vacuum, in contrast with Sara who wants to attack it.

Mark :-)

Greg said...

Eeeww...rancid butter...

Sara's funny with the camera. No way she's letting you exploit her for a few hits on YouTube.

Finally got my crow painted--come check it out!

David said...

Unless you equate sex with death, that white space is totally coffin-shaped. Interesting that you saw vagina instead.

Masturbation totally counts for me because it rarely goes less than an hour. Yeah, I take my time.