Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Vibrator news

Okay I read about this toy


It's a double vibrator for "couples" - hence it's name, We-Vibe. But I was confused, was this a product for lesbians? As it turns out, no, it's supposed to fit in the vajayjay with a live penis and spread stuff (various folding flapping items) so that the clitoris (do I HAVE to say that word?) and g-spot are splayed and available. Women seem to swear by it from the looks of the testimonials.

I was all perplexed when I read the article about the "vibrator for two". It seemed to be a straight couple thing the way they were marketing it, but I couldn't imagine a straight guy wanted a vibrator up his butt that was connected to the vibrator up his girl's cooch. I kept imagining different scenarios, all of them ending with "that doesn't make sense".

The guy is going to get rich off of it though, he's up to 10,000 a month in production now.

30 comments:

bob said...

"The We-Vibe can be worn while making love or while walking around the house ..."

Or while delivering vice-presidential acceptance speeches or field dressing a moose. So go on ladies, leave that pesky First Dude at home to tend to teen-aged daughter mommies and get on with your career.

Mel said...

So why does it still seem like it's primarily a she-vibe?

Birdie said...

Oh, you guys have no imagination. Why should only gay guys have all the fun? And the word you're looking for is VAGINA, you doofus.

Now, if I can wait until payday...

Greg said...

This is not AT ALL what I visit Sticky Crows for...Birdie, always the voice of reason!

Anonymous said...

Get one of these Torn, I know you and Serge can find many ways to have fun with it.
It's not a Poop blog but it's pretty damn close.
Saying the V word makes me ill. Straight folks have no idea how repulsive we find this area. ed

Polt said...

I think it'll see cause it's purple! :)

HUGS...

Lemuel said...

At 10K/mo, you (and I!) are just jealous that we did not think of it first! LOL!

Phronk said...

I still don't really get how it works, but I'm willing to try. Now I just gotta find a female. With a VAGINA and a CLITORIS.

don said...

Centrum Silver party fun! Just bring your We-Vibe and Viagra.

Roxrocks said...

What a marvelous idea for a stocking stuffer! :)

GayProf said...

But can I connect it to my ipod?

Brice said...

hmmm, looks kinda fun! But as gayprof suggested, an Ipod connection would be nice.
And do you know if they come in different colours? I wouldn't want it to clash with the rest of the outfits.

David said...

Actually, if you get the Trojan vibrating ring condom, it's a vibrator for two that works for gay men AND straight couples.

em said...

What, you didn't go look at his website? It's too small to go inside both a man and woman. Half of it goes inside a woman and the other half goes over her clit. Then the vagina is a powerful vibrating house of pleasure for the man.

Now you have to find a couple to review it...

Doug said...

Is there a diagram or something to give me a better picture of how this stimulates the guy? Perhaps a video? ;)

Laverne said...

"Straight folks have no idea how repulsive we find this area"

Sheesh. It's a body part. That's all. I'm not asking you to love it, not even asking you to try it out, but repulsed by it? Whenever I hear something like that, I wonder what happened in that person's past to say something with such vehemence.

I'm not interested in same-gender sex, but at the same time, not repulsed by it. Not interested in anal sex, but again, not repulsed by it.

Ed? Do you hate women too, or just their lady parts?

"Just David!" said...

Wow! How do I follow your blog?

A Lewis said...

So, um, let's see....first of all, those are words that I haven't uttered, or even heard, in YEARS. Now, on to bigger things....would this be the place to admit the time that a friend tried to jam one end of double-headed dildo up my buddy's ass with the opposite end up my own....it kept falling out and we all got to laughing. I think that was the day I realized that I'm simply not cut out to be a bottom boy.

Mark in DE said...

Call me dense, but I don't get how 2 people could use this simultaneously.

Mark :-)

franck said...

It sorta looks like this toy I saw in a sex shop the other day. This toy is for guys, it's part dildo part prostate massage thingy. Or something.

Anonymous said...

LaVerne, If I wanted to have vaginal sex I wouldn't be Gay now would I?

Fatinah said...

your blog is a hoot! I'm quite sure that this is just used on the woman.....since it is so tiny...it would likely be inside and outside of her...and I'm not sure what the guy would be doing...except maybe looking to see exactly where that g-spot is?? HAHA!!

Jen said...

Ed., I always love your comments, but I'm disagreeing with you on this one. In Laverne's defense, I think she's making the distinction between indifference/disinterest in straight sex and repulsion and physical illness as you described initially. Many gays and lesbians can use anatomical words without being sick and aren't repulsed by the mere thought of the opposite genders' "areas".

Lastly, I do think that many straight people (guys, stereotypically) do know how repulsive you find these thoughts: it's probably the same way they feel when thinking about gay/lesbian sex*. However, most of us have little patience for their "eeew gross" or the more hurtful/ violent homophobic remarks further along the repulsion spectrum.

Jen

*Well, okay straight guys (stereotypically again) find lesbian sex hot, which always tears me up: on one hand I'm angered & frustrated by it (Hello! It's not at all about you!)and on the other hand I'm bored by their stating of the obvious.

brian said...

Jen,you rock!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

Snooze said...

Lots of straight boys are happy to have a vibrator in their butt while penetrating a woman.

Lyvvie said...

Surely if a woman has this inserted, and her partner is thrusting away at the same time either A) he'll pull the thing out on the withdraw B) He'll get a friction burn on the top of his knob or C)She'll just get fed up with the guy all together and kick him out to enjoy the toy alone.

One of the reps at LoveHoney give a video explanation of the thing. And Julie Peasgood has used one and loved it! Wow. But it's really expensive.

Butch said...

I hope it comes with direction, I'm still confused. I suppose a visual of its usage would help. ;-)

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