Number one, I'm still tickled over the noisy farting chair from yesterday. How can she stand there and say with a straight face, " It is such a source of embarassment, especially at parent-teacher meetings." And I keep imagining said meetings where an exchange might go as follows:
(Chair makes farting sound)
Teacher: Now let's talk about your son Timmy. (Ignoring the farting chair)
Parent: I'm sorry, do you need a moment to use the restroom?
Teacher: No, no, it's just this chair you see. (Writhes on chair to make it "fart" again) See?
The SNL writers could have such fun with this one.
Number two, my darling cousin sent me a little video yesterday about "redneck women". The very last thing that happens on the video had me crying last night watching it. If you dare, you can have a look see here.
And number three, I present "me and my meat" for HNT this week. If you're a meat eater, you can't go wrong with Pork Tenderloin. If you can't remember the name, just look for the "penis cut" of meat in the case. We marinated this in soy sauce and garlic, seared it, and then put it in the oven at 450 for 10 minutes. Pulled it out, sliced it into medallions and served. (We made a bit of peppercorn sauce too.)
Happy HNT! Don't know what HNT is? Click here to see the man who started it.