Thursday, March 23, 2006

HNT - The crass edition

Number one, I'm still tickled over the noisy farting chair from yesterday. How can she stand there and say with a straight face, " It is such a source of embarassment, especially at parent-teacher meetings." And I keep imagining said meetings where an exchange might go as follows:

(Chair makes farting sound)

Teacher: Now let's talk about your son Timmy. (Ignoring the farting chair)

Parent: I'm sorry, do you need a moment to use the restroom?

Teacher: No, no, it's just this chair you see. (Writhes on chair to make it "fart" again) See?

The SNL writers could have such fun with this one.

Number two, my darling cousin sent me a little video yesterday about "redneck women". The very last thing that happens on the video had me crying last night watching it. If you dare, you can have a look see here.

And number three, I present "me and my meat" for HNT this week. If you're a meat eater, you can't go wrong with Pork Tenderloin. If you can't remember the name, just look for the "penis cut" of meat in the case. We marinated this in soy sauce and garlic, seared it, and then put it in the oven at 450 for 10 minutes. Pulled it out, sliced it into medallions and served. (We made a bit of peppercorn sauce too.)

Happy HNT! Don't know what HNT is? Click here to see the man who started it.

24 comments:

lime said...

LOL!!!! Thank you for such a great giggle to start my day! happy HNT!

Crimson said...

Love it :) HHNT

joey said...

Now that's comedy! Excellent!

nongirlfriend said...

Ha! Now THAT is classic HNT! Osbasso should give you a prize or something! But then, it looks like you have the prize right there in your hand!

Cincy Diva said...

Nice tenderloin!

Snooze said...

A man and his meat. Great pic.

Kevin said...

Nice pic. You are one classy bitch.

St. Dickeybird said...

Holy crap! That one took a moment.

As for the fartychair, Billy Connolly had a great routine about how it can ruin your reliability.

"Darling, we've known each other for a while now... I have a good job, I think with a small loan from my parents we could buy a small house in the country... Darling, would you marry (pffbbbbbbttt!) me?"
not attractive!!!!!!!!

_Psycho said...

Hey, where was the "not safe for work" warning ? ;)

I have to check that video later at home

Phoenixboi said...

u need to tenderise it first by the look of it..
Happy HNT! :P

Sandouri Dean Bey said...

wow, that's massive. happy hnt!

Chunks said...

I love that redneck woman video...I watched it a couple of times to make sure no one I knew was in it, then sent it off to lots of my friends too.

I will never be able to look at pork tenderloin in quite the same way again!

The Persian said...

How creative!

Happy HNT!

:)

GayProf said...

Isn’t some guy on trial in Germany for marinating and baking another man’s pork tenderloin?

ink said...

An old British series called "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin" had a great running gag about a farting chair. Great tv, if you ever get the chance to see it.

... Oh, BTW, I agree with Psycho - next time, post a "not safe for work" warning, why don'cha! - ;)

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Aggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

Jason said...

Nice girth. I'll never look at a pork tenderloin again the same.

barefoot_mistress said...

Honey your meat is limp! Happy HNT

The Lily said...

You are naughty. Crass though it may be, it was a wonderful idea. How will I explain my sporadic laughing when I have to go cook dinner??

All your fault.

HHNT

S. said...

Good lord that gave me the willies! I always know I can come here for some hot meat but that takes the cake!!! BTW, I like your new profile pic! Very hot! HHNT

madamerouge said...

a-ha

not Jewish, I see

Sassy said...

Nice meat...LOL! Happy HNT!

The Wisdom of Wislon said...

Where's the two veg?

epicurist said...

How tender thy loin looks.