Monday, June 19, 2006

Fatty

Spouse has been bugging me to post this video he took of me. (He claims that I never put anything up that shows me in a bad light.) I used to do this really neat trick where I could roll one "roll" of skin down my abdomen. But since I've gained some weight, the effect is diminished. Anyway, here's the trick:



Spouse is delighted that I have gained weight so he can tease me. We're not going to mention his Buddha-like appendage that he calls his stomach. Oh wait.

22 comments:

Snooze said...

That's amazing ab control! The most I can do is jiggle the fat on my belly. I love the way you and Spouse interact.

nongirlfriend said...

You're too funny. What are you going to name Serge's Food Baby?

You can't name it Norman. That name is already taken. Norman is alive and eating very well down here in Dallas.

Ed said...

That is so funny. I'm glad you were outdoors. I can hear the neighbors. Henry come here! What Madge? Look at those two! What are they doing? I don't know! I think it is some kind of Gay mating ritual! Henry, how come we never do anything like that?

CoffeeDog said...

Oh from one budda belly to another! I am still trying to get rid of mine

Chunks said...

I know people who WISH they were
"fat" like you!!

Too cute! Serge, you adorable bully!

dirk.mancuso said...

Sighhhhhhhhhhhh.

Just when I think you two cannot be a more perfect couple, you post this.

Em said...

snort.

Timmy said...

you should be a belly dancer!

S. said...

Let's never talk about big bellies again! OK?

GayProf said...

Aah – It’s so sweet to see a couple in love who can still inflict scarring psychological damage on each other.

I was unclear, though, how spouse thought this video put you in a “bad light.” Other things on the blog seem more indicting. Did the half-eaten sandwich hanging from your mouth not qualify for him? Or the tales of green-lint trapped in you butt crack?

Steven said...

Now that's talent.

Is it me, or was Serge having too much fun singing, "You are a fatty. You are a fatty. Fatty, fatty..." in the background?

toobusyliving said...

You're full of tricks!

My fat is unimpressive, thus the rush to dispose of it.

Kevin said...

Did you ever see The Simpsons episode where Homer sets the can of beer on his stomach, raises it up to his mouth, drinks it, lowers his stomach, and the top roll of fat folds over and crushes the can? Classic.

But yeah, I don't want to hear about you being "fat." Cripes.

Mark in DC said...

If I were you, I would severly wound him for singing the Fatty song to you. That is not nice!

Mark

Pete Mitchell said...

Sorry Tubs. That was unflattering. (Mind you, much as I hate to admit it, I actually went to the mirror to see if I could do it. No luck. I think I need to get out more.)

And Serge did enjoy the "Fatty" song a little too much. But maybe you guys could do a double act for "Canadian Idol". Who wouldn't tune in to see that?

Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

A new Olympic sport division, perhaps? Belly Rolling. I bet you can do something riveting with every part of your body.

t said...

ARGHHHHHH!!!
Indymtgpro77 said exactly what I was going to say and beat me to it!
Now I have nothing to say!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

You're 40 now. Get used to it.

Freak Magnet said...

That is hilarious. One guess what I'll be doing tonight. Or trying to do.

jeremy said...

Dude, you grossed me out whe you said that you ate bellybutton lint. This pales in comparison.

dawn said...

I can really feel the love in that video.

Kalvin said...

Oh my! This is "fat"!? It's very cute. Buddha bellies are hot, and I will never stop promoting them.