Do you know about or remember those "Love is" cartoons? They were always kind of sappy and corny with the title "Love is" at the top and then two naked children were performing some kind of act ( I always thought it was weird about the naked children) and at the bottom of the cartoon it would say something like "sharing an ice cream cone" or some such blather. Here I'll go find an example for you.
See I told you they were naked children.
Anyway, I thought of a new panel for this cartoon that I'm sure that they haven't done yet.
See, yesterday morning as spouse and I were at our respective computers, I had to let one. As it was just us, I made no effort to muffle it, but as it happened, it slid out quite silently. As the odor reached my nostrils, I thought, "whew, ripe" to myself and continued looking at my screen.
A few seconds later, spouse poked his head up over the monitor.
"Hey, what did you make? I want some!" he said in a whiny, hey what about me way.
I looked at him and asked, "What do you think I'm eating?"
"It smells really good, like egg sandwich."
Chuckling, I thought about the cartoon and how the panel would say: Love is....mistaking his farts for egg sandwiches.
Needless to say I was charmed and spouse was rather revolted once he discovered he was salivating over the smell of my innards.