Friday, June 30, 2006

Snippets

* I found out this week that I can still dissolve clouds.

* Ever imagined what a shitstorm would really look like?


* Bottle River

* I weigh 4 million ants.

* Is it better to be fat or be a smoker? It appears I will have to make a choice.

* Something I'm aware of but never indulged participated in - felching.

* It's this time of year they need to do a Public Service Announcement on the necessity of deoderant. Please, keep our city fresh smelling!

* In the chair at the dentist office, the hygenist repeatedly crammed her buxomness into my head as she worked. I imagine many a boner are popped in that chair. Alas, mine wasn't.



*Marshmallow cheeseburger

* I am a master at shuffling and reorganizing. (Spouse says this is not real cleaning.)

24 comments:

Snooze said...

Aw, don't take up smoking again. I know what you mean though - I will never again take antidepressants, no matter how I feel, because of the ridiculous weight gain I experienced on them.

St. Dickeybird said...

I sat at a bar once with a friend, and we both screamed when we saw felching on the TVs!
Never, ever, ever.
As for the weight/smoking thing, my wagon rolled away, but not before I lost 10 lbs from quitting.
A flabby nonsmoker will still smell good, and will have the lung capacity to exercise.

Pete Mitchell said...

At the risk of looking laughably naive, you'll have to explain how you dissolve clouds. That went right over my head.

Felching, I know; dissolving clouds, I don't. The Internet is a strange educational tool.

Ed said...

Where can I get a Marshmallow Cheeseburger? Shuffling and reorganizing looks better than not doing it so that may not be cleaning up but it is neatin-ing up! That is so a real word!

Kevin said...

Despite your frequent posts about bodily functions, why was I surprised to see "felching" in your list this morning?

How about a "Hot (or Warm) Karl?"

St. Dickeybird said...

ps. I'm looking for a new dentist, and don't mind the drive. Where do you go?

David said...

You can always lose weight. You can't grow new lungs.

GayProf said...

I am no medical doctor, but I am guessing that eating marshmallow cheeseburgers probably doesn't help the weight issue. I am not sayin', I am just sayin’.

Knottyboy said...

There are oodles of marchmallowy things I would rather have shoved in my cake hole than a burger. Got any rats?
Mwah,
kb

Patricia said...

hmmm...
regarding the first snippet...
do you know donald shimoda?

regarding the last snippet...
spouse is correct.

Em said...

The video was terribly cute. I'm homesick for you guys.

dirk.mancuso said...

I'm right there with you on the felching issue and the deodorant matter.

And what is it with hygenists rubbing their cans on your head when they are working? Mine does that too and I think she is offended when I fall asleep (I love having my teeth cleaned...I'm weird, I know).

Finally, that video. I have only four words for you. Match. Made. In. Heaven. You two are so adorable.

t said...

OK, I'm with Pete.
How do you dissolve clouds?

I like your "keeping it fluffy" from several days ago.
I think I'd like to try that one some day.

Derek said...

got to love those fluffburgers.

Words83 said...

cuters burger!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Tell me more about that hygenist.

john said...

I completely agree about the deodorant. Can people not smell themselves. I'm constantly wondering if I still smell fresh all day long.

Ed said...

Okay, I just wikipediad Felching OMG! I never heard of that before, and Ewww! That is the most disgusting thing I ever heard about. I can't wait to try it. (blushes) How do you dissolve clouds? I can dissolve snowflakes. This thing is "snowballing" Eww! I need some mental floss quick!

Freak Magnet said...

If you're fat, at least you won't stink. Unless you stop partaking in that deodorant you're talking about.

Bugsy (aka Joe) said...

Being brusheb by buxom babe! No boner? What are you gay? ;-)

Loved the marshmallow burger!

I'd rather be fat than smell like an ash tray!

Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

the hygenist was probably hoping you would felch her.

Steven said...

I've been in a shitstorm.

Let's say it's just as messy during as it is after the event.

Kalvin said...

Aw, the sordid topic of felching. I've never done it either. And the video is just so adorable. You guys are so cute together.

Topher said...

You can say it's still cleaning since you make your things more neat looking, though at the same time, nothing gets thrown away really. So hmmmm..

Anywho, you two look cute together in pictures, and even videos. Would have to say though, my fave is the one with you guys taking a clip with the cellphone (oh wait, that's only you hahaha)