Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Keeping it fluffy

Thanks Dickeybird for this one. (and all those before him)

1. Which curse word do you use the most?
Hostie in French. Shit in English.

2. Do you own an iPod?
No, 100 songs fit on ONE cd. I fail to see the necessity of an ipod.

3. What time is your alarm clock set for?
6:00 but I am not using it currently.

4. How many suitcases do you own?
We have 3.

5. Do you wear flip flops even when it's cold?
Never flip-flops. (Flip flops are only acceptable beach or lakeside. No I'm serious. That's it, otherwise you're whitetrash.) I wear Birkenstocks in the summer.

6. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take it.

7. What was the last movie you watched?
I can't recall. At the movie theater it was Capote.

8. Do you or any of your friends have children?
I don't and I have friends who do and don't. (and as an aside, WHO CARES)

9. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Probably. Isn't everyone lazy?

10. Do you ever take medication to help you sleep?
Sure. But so rarely that I can't be relied upon to keep any in the house.

11. Which CD is currently in your CD player?
Morning Music Volume 1 (1996)

12. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Neither. Milk is for kids.

13. Has anyone told you a secret this week?

14. When was the last time someone hit on you?
A restaurant customer last year. (By "hit on" I'm assuming you mean "make a pass at")

15. Can you whistle?

16. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

17. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Probably. I don't think too often about that though.

18. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yes. Looney tunes were my favorite, and I loved schoolhouse rock. I also loved the David and Goliath preachy claymation shows.

19. Are you shy around the opposite sex?
No. But I'm shy in big groups.

20. Which movie(s) do you know every line to?
None. Although spouse might dispute that.

21. Do you own any band t-shirts?
No. I'm too cheap. They should be paying me to advertise on my body.

22. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Blue Cheese.

23. Who was the last person to make you mad?
The bad old dentist.

24. Do you do your own dishes?
We both do it. Actually, the dishwasher does most of it.

25. Ever cry in public?
In movie theaters. yes.

26. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?

27. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?

28. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
It wouldn't be a deal breaker.

29. What did you do before this?
Got a filling.

30. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
Donna's house a couple years ago.

31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?

32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Yes. This week I started fruit only in the morning. (I may have to go back to bagel and cream cheese though.)

33. Are your days full and fast-paced?
9 months of the year, yes. Three months are pretty laid back. I am currently enjoying one of the laid back periods.

34. Do you pay attention to the calories on the package?
No. But I did see that a bagel has almost 300 calories. One reason I changed.

35. Do you use sarcasm?
I try. But it always falls flat. Or people take me too seriously. Or I'm just not funny. I should just stop trying.

36. How old will you be on your next birthday?
Forty one.

37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Only my own.

38. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
Probably the opposite.

40. Do you like mustard?
Oh yes.

41. Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?

42. Do you watch the news?
Usually for a few minutes just before bed.

43. One of your scars--how did you get it?
The one on my face is from when I was a toddler. I saw the babysitter shave and when he was done, I snuck into the bathroom and took the straight edge blade and whacked myself in the face. Or so I'm told. It happened before my memory started so according to my brain, I've had it all my life.


Snooze said...

I'm with you on #5 and #12, and am glad to know that there's someone else who cries in movie theatres.

CoffeeDog said...

Liked Davey and Goliath too. ooooookkkkkkaaaaaayyy Davey

nongirlfriend said...

I loved those Davy & Goliath shows!

dirk.mancuso said...

Ouch on #43. And I never wear flip flops either (I'm scared of feet.)

Normlr said...

I'm so with you on #5. Nothing's worse than seeing a hot guy and then looking down to see flip flops. Kills the attraction every time.

Patricia said...

psssst, i have a secret to tell you. milk is delicious.

your sarcasm doesn't fall flat. it's well-placed and i love it. and i'm not being sarcastic.

St. Dickeybird said...

Flipflops will make anyone unatractive.
Perhaps the only nono more powerful than flipflops is the mullet. Or men in overalls.

David said...

I'm against the crowd here. At least in NYC, flip flops - and I mean nice ones, not the $2 pair you get at the drug store - are very popular and on the right boy, extremely sexy. I have a very nice sturdy pair of Timberland flip flops that I wear to work most of the summer. And I am so not white trash, you have no idea.

Steven said...

Why does everyone hate flip-flops?

I'd rather see someone wear a pair (with, God willing, half-decent and clean feet), than a pair of old and crusty shoes.

Then again, I'm odd in that I also don't own an iPod (I like to buy CDs and love reading the booklet).

GayProf said...

How do you get 100 songs on a CD? The most I can fit seems to be 18. I not tech savvy, though.

Lyvvie said...

You don't look old enough to be fourty one - I'm stunned. You look amazing!

Lemuel said...

#1. I need to learn French.
#2. Right on.
#6. Yup
#12. Milk is good. I love milk. Milk makes strong boners,...errr, I mean bones.
#16. What's Opera Doc? (Bugs Bunny)
#21. Absolutely!!
#25. Thank you! Now I know that I am in good company.
#36. Get out of town! 41? No way!

Freak Magnet said...

*sobs* I love my flip flops and my milk. *sobs* I'll never be able to wear them without thinking I'm *sob* white trash.

*bucks up* But on the milk thing? I'm going to get a glass right now. Milk - it does a body good.

Ed said...

For 41 I thought you would answer: Serge ;-) I love milk but 2 percent not whole milk. Now I'm wondering what the other 98 percent is? You use sarcasm very well. You are 41? Ed: So Torn, what's it like being in your 40's? Torn: Fabulous, don't you remember?

Kalvin said...

What kind of baby sitter uses a straight edge blade? And was it more, I want to be like him, or I like him? I'm so bad. Sorry!

madamerouge said...

Flip flops are only acceptable beach or lakeside. No I'm serious. That's it, otherwise you're whitetrash.

You are my hero. Please know that.

D e s i g n Girl said...

Looney Toons were my fave as a kid too..that and the Smurfs.
I have to tell you, I'd never guess you were going on 41 (not even close). You look fantastic!!!

The Lone Rangers said...

Schoolhouse rock was awesome, actually got them on VHS a few (well 10) years back..

Danke Shane said...

I live AT the beach and flip flops are still only acceptable in extremely laid back atmospheres. Anywhere other than McDonalds = decent shoes..

The Wisdom of Wislon said...

poor you on 43