* Ever imagined what a shitstorm would really look like?
* Bottle River
* I weigh 4 million ants.
* Is it better to be fat or be a smoker? It appears I will have to make a choice.
* Something I'm aware of but never
* It's this time of year they need to do a Public Service Announcement on the necessity of deoderant. Please, keep our city fresh smelling!
* In the chair at the dentist office, the hygenist repeatedly crammed her buxomness into my head as she worked. I imagine many a boner are popped in that chair. Alas, mine wasn't.
* I am a master at shuffling and reorganizing. (Spouse says this is not real cleaning.)