Saturday, August 11, 2007

I knew I was an old geezer white trash


There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (86%), adventurous (69%), intellectual (63%).

Young Professional (70%)
Old Geezer (67%)
White Trash (64%)

Sex (35%)
Substances (68%)
Travel (53%)

Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom
you agree with around 83% of the time.

Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class.
You make more than 70% of those who have taken this test,
and 31% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 67%, hotter than 72% of other test takers.


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David said...

I find it interesting that you felt the test identified you as a white trash/geezer, when your highest ranking was actually young professional.

Ed said...

I've taken this test before on another blog. I'm definitly an old geezer with a G rating.
Torn is more young professional than geezer. A landlord might be a slum lord but not white trash. Your apartments are well maintained so you are a pro with taste.

GayProf said...

How does it determine the "hottness" factor?

Chunks said...

I'm going to go take this because I am sure I am hillbilly white trash!

David said...

Apparently I'm a religious slut. I'll post the full breakout on my blog.

Arundel said...

You know, I'm not crazy about giving every iota of information about myself- from income to how often I masturbate, trim my pubes, drugs and sex.. I'm surprised the thing didn't ask my phone number.

But it does have my IP address, and absolutely no assurance of privacy at all. I took the test, found many of the questions slanted, provisional, and un-nuanced. There were questions that really seemed politically rightwards. Getting tagged a Socialist for politics, from their limited choices.

Anyone takin' the test should know there's no privacy guarantee, and the test is pretty invasive as to every single thing in your emotional , sexual and financial life. Every drug you've done, whether you've "voluntarily had sex with a family member".

The "results" are stupid, inaccurate, utterly a joke, -it might have well have said, "thanks for all that personal info, sucker!"

I regret taking the dumb test, it's like a Scientology audit where the payoff is a trite fortune cookie.

Oh, and they can't spell, "Hotness", either.

Travis said...

Why can't I click the link to "the test"?

Snooze said...

I think it's fun that you are an old geezer

Frank said...

As I got 'old geezer' and my life was rated 'R', does that mean I'm just a dirty old man?

Scott-O-Rama said...

I would take their personality test, but I'm afraid as soon as I did men in white coats with nets would be showing up at my door.

Rebekah said...

I'm like arundel... I didn't like how it wanted so much personal information. At least they didn't ask for my social security number.

Patricia said...

it's a silly fun test, people. anywhere you go on the 'net can get your ip address. and those same places can make up "facts" that you throw monkey poop and fantasize about barnyard animals, if they want to.

or maybe this is just my average, pg-13 life speaking.