We had quite a day yesterday. We did Ikea, Home Depot and Costco in five hours with a similar number of hundreds of dollars spent. We got carpets to cover up the destroyed floors, and it was really alarming to see the Christmas crap on the floor at Costco. I almost bought my Christmas cards, but then I thought, "It's August!" I'm not buying Christmas stuff in August. Anyway, I've learned my lesson at Costco. We had to renew our cards which had expired in 2003. But we still have five boxes of macaroni and cheese from the crate we bought there four years ago. Plus they don't have the no name brand which I think is cheaper than Costco anyway. It's a strange model they have that you have to pay just for the right to shop there.
Some funny search terms leading here yesterday:
* pictures of canadian raccoon dung
Although I don't have a photo of raccoon dung, I do have a photo of mock raccoon dung. I hope this visitor found what they needed.
* I accidentally ripped the head of my penis off
Oh dear, that can't be good. Might I suggest going to the hospital instead of googling it? Make sure you put it on ice so they can sew it back on before it shrivels up and dies.
* my cocaine is sticky
I'm sorry to hear that. That would naturally present problems with the imbibement of the substance. Maybe you can just dissolve it into some tea to salvage it. Good luck.
* face sores on heroin
Gee, not sure about that one. I've heard of speed bumps, erupting pustules on the skin. But heroin sores? Perhaps it's true, but honestly I'm not even interested enough to find out.
* sticking something in urethra
God I cannot believe I wrote about that. I had already blocked my memory of writing about it. Shudder.