Friday, June 06, 2008

I forget what day it is now

But I do know we are in Croatia. What a stunningly beautiful locale with gorgeous residents whose accent charms you from hello. Well except this one girl. She was trying to get us to eat lunch at a restaurant in the old walled city and when Bob declined since we had just eaten, she said, "Are you pregnant?" Bob said, "Excuse me what?" And she very nicely said, "Jore belly, she looks preganant. Why you have such big belly?" I was pretty amused, but I don't think poor Bob was.

14 comments:

Snooze said...

I would have had to have killed her.

Greg said...

You skinny people always think that sort of thing's pretty funny, don't you?

But really, that girl was kind of obnoxious, wasn't she? I bet Bob thinks so...especially since we saw his picture yesterday and he's hardly showing at all!

Anonymous said...

I don't know what day it is either, it's all good.
-Rox

GayProf said...

Looking good.

Patricia said...

That picture looks like a postcard. I'll bet your time is going really fast. It must be, because your time away is dragging to the rest of us still stuck in our ruts. Enjoy every moment!

Lemuel said...

When I read your title and knew where you were, what you were doing, all I could think of was "Today's Tuesday, this must be Belgium". (Only it was Friday [here].)

Anonymous said...

Bob should hav elooked the girl straight in the eye and said, "no, I'm not pregnant but it's not for a lack of trying." give her a wink and leave her speechless.
Sticky Crow is in Croatia how appropriate. It doesn't make any difference to you what day it is you're on vacation for chrissakes! Ed

em said...

Not for lack of trying... that's priceless. Nothing makes me madder than people commenting on other people's fat. Then they can feel all smug and superior unless I'm around.

Butch said...

Can't believe she thought Bob has a "belly." Now, if I were there with you, her attention would have been drawn to my "bought and paid for" "belly." Are they all so thin that Bob looked over weight? ;-)

By the way, great picture of you standing by the water.

cheerful tard said...

You should have floored her with my traditional Serbo-Croatian "blessing"...you remember the one...it had to do with tongues and anal regions.

Scooter said...

So jealous!

Birdie said...

If this is how she gets people to eat at her restaurant, they're going to go out of business. Tell Bob he looks great.

Jess said...

I agree with everyone who said the girl was obnoxious! With that said, it looks like the trip overall has been fabulous!

afod said...

You seem to exude that "hip" look in your photo with the uneven shoulders. And the weather looks very cooperative!