Pornstar is awol now. This would be great news if all his stuff weren't clogging up OUR garage and OUR basement. We call, he doesn't answer, we leave messages, he doesn't return calls.
So we changed all the locks.
Oh and three of the four tenants all came up with excuses why they didn't have the rent yet. Here are the three excuses:
1. My roommate didn't get his unemployment check.
( We replied that your roommate isn't on the lease, so it's not our problem, it's yours.)
2. I twisted my ankle.
( Do you need a ride to the bank?)
3. I made a mistake and misbudgeted.
( Okay, it happens, but it's not a great way to start with the new owners.)
Looks like we have to brush up on our "tough love" skills.
I'm having a heck of a time getting caught up on blogs and finding time to write anything of note. Bear with me during this transition period.