Friday, March 02, 2007

No time for snippets

* I had a whoopsie drink Wednesday. This is the one drink you shouldn't have had. You don't know you had the whoopsie drink until the next morning.

* $1800 per door. 4 doors need replacing. I would rather go on a cruise to Europe but as adults, we must delay gratification.

* Talibanus: one's rectal condition following participation in an Arab orgy

* I love that they announce a Provincial election here and it takes place four weeks later. We are bombarded weith election publicity for these four weeks. In the states, the November 2008 election is already daily news fodder.

* You know what I bet would taste good? Deep fried cheese pizza.

* I dislike grape juice (too strong) and apple juice ( just gross). Oddly enough, I love the combo.

* Why philatalist? Why not just "Stamp collector"?

* March brings with it the last gasps of winter. Indeed, I'm off to trudge miles in the blizzard raging outside.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

O the sanity of Canadians! Would too that we could restrict campaigns to four weeks!

I'm sick of the hype and the predictions already and we've got a year and a half to go!

bardelf said...

Canada is so smart when it comes to elections. Four weeks makes so much more sense than the year+ that America follows.

Good Lord! What kind of doors are they? They seem terribly expensive.

Shauntae AuPair said...

You will be pleased to know that there is a corner of the earth, right here in TX, where you can get deep-fried cheese pizza. You can also now get deep-fried beef ribs as a main course and for dessert, deep-fried cheesecake.

Will said...

I'd give anything to have limited length election campaigns here. We'll have to live with these clowns for the bulk of the next two years. ButAmericans wouldn't be capable of absorbing what one needs to know about the candidates to vote intelligently in four weeks.

And let's face it, the sad fact is that many won't be able to absorb it in two years either.

Chunks said...

What kind of doors are you installing, gold ones? WOW! I feel your renovation pains.

Timmy said...

whoopsie drinks are what I live for, seemingly.

St. Dickeybird said...

I'm impressed that you can identify that Whoopsie Drink. The best I can do is "it must have been one of the ones after I lit the filter of my cigarette..."

Polt said...

A four month campaign...SIGH...how awesome would THAT be?

And I've never participated in a Arab orgy...although I would not be adverse to participating in one. :)

HUGS...

Patricia said...

seriously we gotta know what kind of doors you're buying, please?

what happened to make you ever try a combination of two things you dislike? i guess it's true... two negatives do make a positive.

Kevin said...

I think my arteries slammed shut just reading "deep fried cheese pizza."

I'll take two please.

Anonymous said...

deep fried cheese pizza, just the thought alone is heaven. I may need to go to Texas.

r said...

I don't like March.

It's something one is forced to do.

Stay warm.

KipEsquire said...

"Why philat[e]list?"

Because they got jealous of the numismatists.

dpaste said...

and the oenophilists.

Deep fried pizza. I'll just have a salad, thanks.

GayProf said...

March is so much better than January and February, IMHO.

I am already sick of the 2008 speculations.

A Bear in the Woods said...

Deep fried cheese balls and deep fried milk are delicacies in Indian cuisine. Interesting that over there people don't have the ongoing cholesterol war that folks over her seem to be waging.

about a boy said...

hmmm. deep fried cheese pizza. hmmm.

Anonymous said...

LOVED your piano playing yesterday.

Jane

Anonymous said...

Are these security doors for all the apartments in your place?

I LOVE apples but loathe apple juice.

I'm sure they sell deep fried cheese pizza somewhere on this planet.

Don't get lost walking in the blizzard. It happens more often than you'd think.

A Lewis said...

$1,800 per door? You boys are out of your ever-lovin minds. Come on the cruise to Hawaii with us in October...much more fun!

Sh@ney said...

I wish I could hear you...I just love Canadian Accents...And I'm thinking there are some hot men over there too *winks*....Winte is on the way here & I can't wait for it...xoxo

Sh@ney said...

Hmmm silly me...I'm guessing your accent would be somewhat different from that of a true canadian...lol But I'd still listen with both ears...;P

abnitude said...

talibanus..too funny!!!

dawn said...

Dear lord make the gasps of winter be over. Sun, please come out and play.

Who needs doors? As soon as this whole winter nonsense clears up you won't need doors anyways. You'll need cruises. Lot's of them.