Student: Richard, I can't come to the class next week because I have a formation.
Me: Ooh, does it hurt?
Student: (long pause) I'm sorry I don't understand.
Me: What kind of formation do you have?
Student: The boring kind.
(Formation means "training" or "training session" up here.)
Me: You look different this session, have you lost weight?
Student: Oh no, I cut my hairs.
Me: Really, how many did you cut?
Student: (long pause) A few thousand I guess.
Me: Did anyone see any good movies over the Holidays?
Student: I saw "No Country for Old Men."
Me: Ooh, I've heard about that. Was there a good plot?
Student: (long pause) It wasn't that kind of movie.
(Plot sounds like a derogatory term for vagina up here.)