Saturday, February 25, 2006

A sign of maturity?

5 things that once grossed me out that no longer provoke such a reaction.

1. Swishiness. (some of my best friends are swishy now)

2. Vaginas. (Though my interest now would best be described as clinical)

3. Baldness. (I think it looks mature and distinguished now)

4. Anything from the sea. (I don't know if this has any relationship to vaginas but I will eat pretty much any seafood now. However, I'm not ready to gobble snatch just yet. Never say never and all that.)

5. Uncircumsized penises. (I don't know what was wrong with me way back when.)

11 comments:

Chunks said...

Define "swishy".

"Gobble snatch"...wow now THAT'S a technique I'm going to stay away from. Sounds painful!

Snooze said...

I think a lot of people, male and female, don't like uncircumsized penises which seems odd to me. I always liked the 'au naturel' look. As for #3, what choice do any of us have as we age? We'd have to ignore a lot of people if it grossed us out!

Anonymous said...

Of the twenty penises I've been familiar with, only one has been uncircumsized. I didn't like it.

Jane

Holly said...

i've only experience one uncircumsized penis in my life.

it was one of those times when you're thinking "hmm, this guy might be okay" and then he drops his drawers and you say to yourself "HOT DAMN!"

memories.....

Jason said...

Penis, what's that? Haven't seen one in 4 yrs (that I got to touch).

r said...

I still get grossed out by the thought of eating anything that swims in its own excrement.

Spider said...

Yea, TW - there is a lot to be said about maturity - especially in the foreskin area...

Aethlos said...

LOVE swishy, baldness, sea creatures and uncut dicks... still haven't warmed up to vaginas... ick. :P

The Persian said...

amazing how things change as we grow up. I still prefer cut to uncut but thats just me I guess.

Patricia said...

i hadda look up swishy on urbandictionary. ~ sigh ~ i'm never gonna be cool.

really? vaginas grossed you out? i mean i can see not wanting to play with them and all, but i can't see being grossed out by them. i think they're cool. present company included.

baldness is such an interesting phenomenon. one day men (mostly) wake up and just start losing their hair. how weird! but a sexy man is a sexy man, regardless of the hair on his head.

ok the sea/gina combo :|
but i'm glad you've come around to seafood. it's too yummy to ignore.

i never thought one was better than another but i was a little surprised when i came upon one with a little hat.

epicurist said...

Ummm, very interesting list. I may just steal it for future use! ;-p