* The more pronounced the strut, the higher the level of insecurity.
* There are worse odors than cigarette smoke. Patchouli, or asshole for example.
* I think history will look back on our time as an era of shortsightedness, or worse, as a time of unmitigated greed.
* I have several hobbies, but as soon as you want to pay me for doing one, I don't want to do it anymore.
* I can handle the hardware shop. Home Depot overwhelms me.
* I'm much better at "thinking about it" than "doing it".
* The sky is the canvas, the clouds the paint, and the wind the artist.
* Insomnia kills creativity.
* One of my students who hails from France referred to himself as a "Europeener" and now I will never be able to hear the word European without thinking of this.
* Some of you know about this, others don't. Tampon bowling.