Monday, September 05, 2005

Torn's first meme

Well, as I understand it, I've been "tagged" to do a "meme". I use quotation marks as I am not yet arrogant enough to toss these words around like my own personal slang yet.

And because it relieves the pressure of creating my own topic for the day, I will dutifully comply.

7 things I plan to do before I die: chase a tornado, save someone's life, retire, live in the country, live in another country besides the states or Canada, take up photography, quit smoking

7 things I can do: speak French, wiggle my ears, find magic in everyday things, predict the weather, play the piano, teach English, comfort others

7 things I cannot do: hang onto resentment, abide mercilessness, any sport well, lie believably, sleep through the night without having to get up and pee, be spiteful, force 7 people to do this

7 things that attract me to the same/opposite sex: vivaciousness, kind eyes, sense of humor, ablility to appreciate nature, hands, defects, and humility.

7 things I say most often: God!, Why choose unhappiness?, Look at that cloud!, Crap!, Let's analyze that statement., That's a good question., Love you.

7 celebrity crushes: Gosh, why would you have a crush on a celebrity, that seems like a waste of energy to me - here let me lust after something I'll never get. That said, I like the talents of Hilary Swank and Meryl Streep, and I wouldn't kick Brian Seacrest nor Will Smith out of bed. And I have an unhealthy love for Oprah, Ellen Degeneres and Bill Maher.

7 people I want to do this: See above under "cannot do"

Thanks for that Christian.


Anonymous said...

wow...can't believe you posted that you have an "unhealthy love" for those people! Isn't that like, all "I'll kill the Prez for you, Jodi Foster"-ish? LOL KIDDING! Great answers! Thanks for playing our game! Carol has some lovely prizes for your offstage.

r said...

I keep seeing this "tagging" thing on assorted blogs. It's kind of like that party in junior high that you keep hoping you'll be invited to, that all the popular kids are talking about the next week.

While you sat at home and watched Shawn Cassidy and Parker Stevenson on The Hardy Boys.

And Brian Seacreast? Ew. He always looks like someone just goosed him. Manic. Now, Will Smith? That's another story.

Anonymous said...

God! Your 7 things that attract you is a poem. I think I'm going to reprint it on my blog.

Thanks for your inability to move it forward though.

_Psycho said...

"Let's analyze that statement." sound like something you only say at school :)

I agree with you with the tag part, its all evil =P

tornwordo said...

I can't believe what a fucking retard I am, and I'm further shocked that no one called me on it.

The man's name is RYAN seacrest, not Brian.